The Vapors Puns

Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.

It was a mist opportunity.

And now I have a case of the vapors

The word vaporize can mean to completely destroy something, but here is the interesting part. vaporize can probably mean to turn something to vapor.

So, can somebody turn this into a joke?

My parents and I are just finishing up some Fringe on TV and my mom says, "You know that song 'I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so?'" And I say, "Yeah, I think that band is called The Vacuums or something."My dad says: "Yeah, that band really sucks." I look it up online and it turns out that band is actually named The Vapors. I tell my parents that, being a good guy and all, and totally willing to admit when I'm wrong, and my dad says, "Oh, that band? They really stink." I cannot wait. I CANNOT WAIT to be a Dad and tell Dad jokes.