The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,

Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riptide-Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.

Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfEmory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Pump the jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeM1613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, β€œIt doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?

JAMMIT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathias_Bras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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There's a jam in the sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond β€œif I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistapiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
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I brought peanut butter the the jam session

They were all jelly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realfleshperson
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Where does the Star Wars fan store his jam?

In his Jar-Jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theangelsspark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why did the USSR have so many traffic jams?

Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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As a disabled dad, playing the guitar, being picked up for the gig....my son asks, β€œyou going to jam”

And I reply, β€œit’s more of a preserve, than a jam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameItTrashIt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?

A Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthracite4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly out to Pink Floyd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m0ntyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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