31 Hilarious Magnets Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Any good magnet puns?

I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?

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👤︎ u/JunDoRahhe

📅︎ Aug 15 2016

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What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?

Ferrous metal's day off

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👤︎ u/Preceptual

📅︎ May 05 2020

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I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum

K, bye.

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👤︎ u/takes_joke_literally

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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No magnets are sane

They’re all bipolar.

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👤︎ u/WesleyMx14

📅︎ Jan 27 2020

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I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.

She said she ain't no Halbach girl.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Dec 01 2019

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What did the magnet say to the other magnet?

You look attractive

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👤︎ u/filthyaverage

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?

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👤︎ u/insertnameplspls

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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I don't understand depressed magnets.

They're so bipolar.

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👤︎ u/Red_The_Thirteenth

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet

So far I've got 12 fridges

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach

📅︎ Jul 12 2019

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Anemic magnets aren't irony.

I hope this isn't polarizing.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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What did the magnet say to the girl?

I’m very attractive!

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👤︎ u/bigmanstanboi

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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I fell in love with a girl with magnets

She was very attractive

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👤︎ u/kevinvora7135

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Son, did you bring your magnet?

Cause that's how we catch steelheads.

Overheard our son asking the grandson when we went fishing this morning.

A proud moment indeed.

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👤︎ u/DrBvr

📅︎ Jul 22 2019

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In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.

Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.

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👤︎ u/JukeboxSommelier

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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Chick Magnet madeofmistake.com/chick-m…

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👤︎ u/madeofmistake

📅︎ Apr 18 2018

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If I swallow some magnets...

...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)

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👤︎ u/murishani047

📅︎ Sep 11 2018

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Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle

I think it's because they find it attractive.

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👤︎ u/vault-of-secrets

📅︎ Jun 28 2018

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I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back

It's really bipolar

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👤︎ u/PKMKII

📅︎ Jun 03 2017

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Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U

I shit you not.

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👤︎ u/LordOfSun55

📅︎ Jun 20 2017

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Sometimes I really envy magnets

They don't have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.

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👤︎ u/scooterg2004

📅︎ Dec 11 2016

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Got my gf in the car. Her: "what's a magnet school anyways?"

Me: "I'm not positive"

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👤︎ u/MochileroTN

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?

The charges didn't stick.

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👤︎ u/king9510

📅︎ Jan 27 2018

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Chick Magnet

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👤︎ u/ouikipedia

📅︎ Sep 25 2015

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What do you call an army of magnets?

A repellion.

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👤︎ u/Poopasite1

📅︎ Oct 01 2015

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First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...

I am very attractive...

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👤︎ u/LiquidRitz

📅︎ Jun 25 2014

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Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…

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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit

📅︎ Dec 18 2015

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How did the magnet pay for college...

She worked the poles.

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👤︎ u/mittwochkettenkrad

📅︎ Dec 04 2014

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Why did john swallow a magnet?

to become more attractive

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👤︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?

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👤︎ u/cjkdash12

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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