I took my boat in to the shop and they told me i need a new carburetor.

I replied, "wouldn't that be a boatburetor?"

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👤︎ u/MelMac5
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Water in the Carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool".

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ May 28 2020
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A special joke all my own

I've told my wife, my stepson, and my stepdaughter this joke. Only my stepson appreciated it.

> Q: What did the muffler say to the carburetor? > > A: "I'm exhausted."

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👤︎ u/semvhu
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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