What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?

Raw men noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orderoffries32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I accidentally ate an uncooked crayon...

and I came down with salmonyellow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBean
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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You Workday Pun

Me: What's that boss? My boss: holding up a couple of bags of bread that weren't cooked all the way through Oh this is bread that wasn't cooked all the way. It's still kind of uncooked in the middle. Me: Yikes. I guess that's a lot of dough lost for us huh? My boss: groans Yes OP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xolivas22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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