I had a undercooked german sausage for supper

It was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superbeagleman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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I can still remember the time I undercooked my French bread.

The pain is still Raw.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call a person having sex with an undercooked egg?

Soft core porn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutoniumortalis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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Steaks are undercooked rarely.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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The chef undercooked my Indian bread.

It was a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamnCommy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2016
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She looked at her steak and said it was undercooked...

NYE dinner - me, gf, and four teenaged girls. (Gf 2 kids, plus 2 friends). We're eating a fondue dinner and one of the friends notices that she had undercooked her steak.

Me: That reminds me of my cousin. She was a psychic.

Girl: Huh?

Me: I didn't see her much, but we had dinner once.

Girl: Huh?

Me: She ordered her steak well-done.

Girl: (just looks at me)

Me: ...Which is rare for a medium.

Girl: (pauses). OMG....

(Eye-rolling)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DestinysParent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2016
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I wasn't sure if the chicken was undercooked...

...it was a game of Russian poulet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DukeOnTheInternet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2016
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Dad makes a joke thanks to an undercooked steak.

My dad, mom, and I were eating at Applebee's the other night. My dad ordered his steak medium rare but when he cut into it he noticed it was very rare. The waitress took it back and a few minutes later the manager comes out with a new steak. My dad cuts into it.

The manager proceeds to ask "How'd it come out?" My dad's reply: "I won't know until later."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myspiritanimalisyou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2014
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The best safe word to use during sex is β€œmeatloaf”

Because it means, β€œI would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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Commending the chef for not undercooking my steak.

It was a job well done.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PocketDweller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2018
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Someone said a single person can’t change the entire world.

They never ate an undercooked bat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cesarchander750
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2020
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If you ever feel like a single person can't change the world.

Then you've never eaten an undercooked bat before.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MannDude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2020
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My friend offers a no bake cookie he made

Friend: Does anyone want a no bake cookie?

Me: Sure (eats cookie).

Friend: How do they taste?

Me: Ehh... They seem a little undercooked.

Commence groans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fauxhawkism
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2014
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My friend got me at lunch.

My buddy and I went to get food after we cooled down from the gym. We went to chili's and I ordered a steak. The stake came out undercooked, but I prefer rarer steaks anyways.

As I was eating, I said, "This steak isn't that great." He replies with, "I guess it was a mis-steak," with a smile on his face. I replied with, "You get two more laps tomorrow for that. His response was, "I guess the steaks just keep getting higher." I shook my head in disgust and secret pride for him.

Sorry for format. I'm on mobile.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texas0324
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