Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

"It is... Inedible"

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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After all these years someone found out that my bowl of artificial fruit isn't real fruit

I think it was inedible.

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👤︎ u/Man_207
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Dadjoked my dad

A bit of back story is need: My dad has got a big need to put inedible things in our food for taste (not actually inedible, just taste awful) which is bad for me as I don't really want to pick through my food to find all of the inedible parts to ensure I don't have an awful taste in my mouth.

Anyway, my dad was cooking an oriental dish and called from the kitchen, "UpsideDownie, no cloves!" I called back "I'm not eating naked, that's weird."
I chuckled, he chuckled. And then later in the meal I had a mouthful of lime peel... He wins.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2014
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