Why is the left twix not as good?
It doesn't taste right...
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︎ May 28 2021
read βtwixβ in a child accent it makes the meme better
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Got a couple Twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I offered Bonnie Tyler a Twix, but she refused it.
I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!
I think she was holding out for an Aero...
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I have a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Apr 20 2017
I was walking down the road when suddenly somebody threw a twix at me
I was struck by a smooth caramel
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︎ Jan 20 2017
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ May 19 2021
They just donβt taste right!
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Hehe
How do you tell the difference between different twix?
The left ones donβt taste right.
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︎ May 16 2021
I had to stop a candy thief today.
He was getting back to his old Twix.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Iβm the chocolate magician.
Iβve got a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Imma just leave this here
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︎ Feb 01 2020
My mate hates it when....
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars into different wrappers...
It's gets his Snickers in a Twix
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I know you won't believe me, but its two
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Iβm the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves
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︎ Apr 11 2020
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.
Well...
Iβve got a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I used to be tenor
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︎ Jan 31 2020
My friend's a candy magician.
He's always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Watch out for the candy shop owner...
He has some twix up his sleeve
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︎ Jan 07 2020
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︎ Jan 24 2017
When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.
It was one of the Twix of the trade.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
If anyone needs a tip on where to store leftover Halloween candy...
Iβve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!
Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"
"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"
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︎ Mar 12 2019
There was a mix up at the chocolate factory
Better not get your Snickers in a Twix
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Movie theatre are banning large bags to stop people from being in their own food...
Good thing I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
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︎ Mar 10 2018
Why was the magicians bicep sticky?
He had a couple of Twix up his sleeve
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Why did the magician have sticky armpits at the end of the show?
Because he had some good twix up his sleves ...
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︎ Mar 20 2019
People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas...
Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
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︎ Sep 17 2017
Cinemark won't allow big bags into the theaters now
Good thing I have a couple of Twix up my sleeve
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?
Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
Cross posted to r/jokes
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Sort of an edited repost?
Elmer Fudd is sitting around one day and realized he's not all that good at hunting, might as well take up a new hobby.
Obviously he turns to magic/slight of hand.
After a few months of practicing, his arms are COVERED in chocolate. Bugs comes up and asks him, "Say doc, what's with all the chocolate?"
To which Elmer replies, "You know what they say, a good magician ALWAYS has a few Twix up his sweeves."
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︎ Jun 30 2018
I went to see a fat magician the other night
He had a few Twix up his sleeve
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︎ May 11 2017
Why did the magician wear a suit made of biscuits?
So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve
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︎ Nov 27 2017
The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.
And it was called Twix and Shout!
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︎ Mar 13 2016
My wife asked me how I managed to sneak candy into the movie theater
I told her I had a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Oct 19 2016
Why didn't the dad take a piece of candy?
He doesn't need a Reisen.
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︎ Apr 25 2016
My gym just got a new machine today, it has everything!
Twix, snickers, malteasers, the list goes on
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︎ Aug 29 2015
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.
Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix
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︎ Nov 24 2019
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
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︎ Sep 12 2015
Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?
He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve
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︎ May 03 2019
I put my mates chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say,
He got his snickers in a twix.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
What do you call a magician who likes chocolate
A magician who has a couple of twix up her sleeve
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︎ May 08 2019
I steal candy bars from counter...
You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
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︎ Nov 24 2016
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had twix up his sleeve
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︎ Oct 01 2015
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