Trimmer Puns

"It’s cutting hedge technology!"

it was a total Stihl

But I don't know enough about their cutting hedge technology.

My face is fine now, but the lawn is taking forever to finish.

I don't think he made the cut...

This Briggs Stratton personality thing says I’m a hedge trimmer.

I tried my gas-powered trimmer, which is normally up to the task, but I couldn't cut through them.

I tried using my mower to tear them up, but it couldn't make a dent.

I got out the manual tree branch trimmer to try to take out some of the bigger stalks, but I just couldn't cut through.

Finally, I got out my chainsaw, and even then, the thicket just clogged it up & wouldn't go down.

I give up.

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

I am trying to cut down a small tree that has grown through the fence at multiple points where it has engulfed a good portion of the fence. I asked my girlfriend to ask her parents if they have a chain saw to help with the job.

Girlfriend: "They don't have a chain saw, but they have a hedge trimmer."

Me: "Hedge trimmer is not strong enough. That's just not going to CUT it.

It’s cutting hedge technology...

It's cutting hedge technology...