I was going to make a pun about hedge trimmers...

But I don't know enough about their cutting hedge technology.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
šŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2013
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Did you hear about the hedge trimmer who tried out for the baseball team?

I don't think he made the cut...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Wukeywukey
šŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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I think I took the wrong test.

This Briggs Stratton personality thing says I’m a hedge trimmer.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/whomikehidden
šŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I bought a new weed-whacker today...

It's cutting hedge technology...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/madazzahatter
šŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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dadjoked my girlfriend today

I am trying to cut down a small tree that has grown through the fence at multiple points where it has engulfed a good portion of the fence. I asked my girlfriend to ask her parents if they have a chain saw to help with the job.

Girlfriend: "They don't have a chain saw, but they have a hedge trimmer."

Me: "Hedge trimmer is not strong enough. That's just not going to CUT it.

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