Trim Puns

A list of puns related to "Trim"

"Dad, how did you trim the hedges so straight?" Me:

With cutting hedge technology!!

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👤︎ u/sobeskinator71
📅︎ May 03 2021
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My realtor asked me how I felt about the defects in the finish trim in my new home.

I said I'll be coping.

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👤︎ u/chilldabpanda
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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How does a lumberjack trim his beard?

With a chinsaw.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.

The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”

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👤︎ u/Karrathan
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.

All I can find are base models.

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👤︎ u/pj566
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I Prefer Not To Trim My Toenails.

It's not because I think it's beneath me.

It's not because I wouldn't stoop that low.

It's because I consider it to be a waste of my talons.

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👤︎ u/jagdpanzer_magill
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...

He liked making crop circles.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was told to be sure to use the right nails for putting down trim in my house, but I can't find any.

At this point, I'm not even sure Finland makes nails!

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👤︎ u/keenDean
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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I used to be able to trim hedges

But now I just can’t cut it

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👤︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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I had to trim my rose bush today

It was a real prick job

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👤︎ u/TheNewBo
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Everyone loves my friend Dave who trims maze hedges for a living.

A man like him is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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I took my cat to the vet today for a nail trim.

I guess you could say she got a peticure.

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👤︎ u/foolycooly017
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Had to buy new clippers to trim my beard

The old one just didn’t cut it anymore

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👤︎ u/seab1023
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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My son insisted his nails were already cut and I didn't have to trim them. I asked if I could just double-check his hand.

http://i.imgur.com/bAuV8Nh.png

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👤︎ u/danchan22
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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What do you use to trim a deer's hair?

A fawn mower

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👤︎ u/chefreamund
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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Alice realized she would have to delay her trip a day since the White Rabbit demanded she give him a trim right now. She sighed, "Oh well..."

"...hare today, gone tomorrow."

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👤︎ u/johnabbe
📅︎ May 27 2017
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I just invented a machine that trims window coverings.

Prepare to have your blinds mowed.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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Why did the waitress trim the man's beard at the end of his meal?

He asked for a "to-go tea."

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👤︎ u/Quixel
📅︎ Sep 24 2015
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Was telling my dad that I need to trim my cat's claws due to how painful her kneading was getting...

"she's just practicing catupuncture!"

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👤︎ u/ObserveWithHasty
📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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