I spread glue on the ground and tricked my wife into putting her palms on it
Best prank I've ever played, hands down
My kid challenged me to find a word that rhymes with “curious”, but it turns out he tricked me and wasted my time because there are none.
I’m still furious about it.
Did u guys hear about the gas station that tricked customers by advertising gas for 99cents a gallon?
My wife tricked me with an elaborate scheme to hide my chicken piccata.
What did Artemis say to her brother after he tricked her into killing Orion?
It’s too late to Apollo-gize.
Just tricked my family with this one
Just to liven up a boring car journey
>Me: What's a pirates favourite letter?
>Aunt and Dad: [Rolls eyes] Rrrrr!
>Me: Ah you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.
The panda tricked the zoo keeper into feeding it more food...
...Guess you could say the zoo keeper got bamboozled!
A short Irish guy tricked me into giving him money for his skin disease.
I should’ve known it was a Leper-con.
I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.
I can't believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me.
All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with her for the rest of my life.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
My wife tricked me into watching “P.S. I love you” on Netflix.
Turns out it is not about a dude who marries his PlayStation.
This *one trick* will drive your wife crazy in the bedroom!
Leave a dresser drawer slightly open with a small piece of clothing sticking out.
A little kid goes trick or treating
a joke my dad told me once:
A little boy was going trick or treating, he had an eye patch and a fake parrot on his shoulder.
He got to an old lady’s house who asked what he was supposed to be; he said: “Im a birate!”
She asked him: “oh a pirate? Where’s your buccaneers?”
And he tugged on his ears and said: “right here, where’s your buckin’ eyes?”
The Old Norse God of Tricks and Treachery Never Liked to Show Off
What do you say when a priest tricks you
What do you get when a dog does a magic trick?
A soccer/hockey store for seniors called Jerry’s Hat Trick
I have a party trick where I magically transform myself into a barnyard animal.
But at the last one I got drunk and made a total ass of myself.
I’ve found that answering your door naked helps to deter trick or treaters.
Here we go again, 2 more dressed as policemen!
A wonderful Mexican magician, The Great Juan, was about to attempt his final magic trick before ending his magic show
'And now, for my final trick, I will make myself disappear! On the count of three!
'UNO... DOS...'
And he disappeared, without a tres (trace)
Why won’t zombies eat Trick or Treaters dressed as a ghost?
Because they taste like sheet
A man showed me a magic trick today
He took an empty crisp packet out of his pocket and put it in my hand.
It was rubbish really.
A trick-or-treater knocked on my door in a Gloria Gaynor costume.
I went trick-or-treat at the Bene Gesseret house hoping for some good candy.
But all I got was Gum Jabbar.
What do you call a magic trick involving electricity?
My son took up magic, and he's really in to disappearing tricks lately
I know it's just a stage he's going through
Sea birds are easy to trick!
Because they're so dang gull-ible.
What is a magician's favorite trick?
Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!
What time does trick or treating stop?
A doctor recently told me I have cancer and now he’s saying that I also have dementia.
At least I don’t have cancer.
I have a party trick where I swallow rope and it comes out tied up shaped like the 21st letter of the alphabet.
What’s the non-binary agenda?
Trick question, they don’t have agenda
What did the gardener give to trick or treaters?
I've been struggling to get my wife's attention
So I sat down, got comfortable. That did the trick.
I wanna trick out my hot rod with a rad spoiler.
Should I print a sticker that says "Snape Kills Dumbledore" or "Hedwig Dies"?
My mom said she could recreate the Princess and the Pea trick but she’d make it harder and sleep between layers. The next morning she was dead.
I was charged with matricide.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants
I found a four leaf clover and wanted to dry it out and put it in a frame and thought that ironing it would do the trick. My Dad said, "No son, don't do it!" I asked why not?
He said, "You should never press your luck."
A kid is trick or treating alone, dressed up as a pirate.
I asked the pirate, "Where are your buccaneers?"
Without hesitation, "They be under me buccin hat! Argh!"
My friends who are therapists say it’s best to open yourself up.
But my friends who are doctors strongly disagree!
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
what do call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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