Now and later candies are changing thier name.
It offends those who have already done it.
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
What do the English yell before peeing on thier enemies?
Urine trouble!!
The ancient gods of chicken, with thier servants
Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
Which bird cheats on thier spouse.
CUCKoo
A cheese shop asked me to rate thier service.
I said they did a Gouda job
Why can't dinosaurs clap thier hands?
Because they're dead
what do german people call thier chickens ??
Hans.
Why did Mr and Mrs Barnacle go to couples' counselling?
Because thier marriage was the rocks.
I had a coworker ask "How many burgers does a cow make?"
I look him dead in the eyes and reply, stonefaced
"None. Thier hooves can't form patties."
I hate it when people donβt know the difference between your and youβre
There so stupid
Man I hate elevators.
They really drive me up the wall.
Someone fell into the junk food section of the grocery store.
The rest of the day they walked around with a chip on thier shoulder.
