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My wife asked me to stop making so many Nazi jokes
She was furher-ious
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
How do you get nazi seeds to grow?
Well first you have to germanate them
How did the grammar nazi die?
They got semicolon cancer.
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?
The Bismarck
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
What’s a Nazi’s favorite kind of animal?
Adolphin
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
What do you call a group of Nazi birds?
The Goose-Tapo
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
What do you call a Nazi dolphin that slapped a woman?
Adolfin Hither
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
Grammar Nazis hate when
Grandma tickle Ms. Takes
Why can’t the club footed nazi drink milk?
Because he lacks toes and tolerance
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
She hated the chews
Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?
It was full of Germs
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
A correctional officer
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
A ,rade.
