The creator of Mad Libs passed away

His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why my children won't play Mad Libs with me anymore

"Adjective?"

"Abstract."

"Verb ending with -ing?"

"Bring."

"Food, plural?"

"Soup."

(Glares, writes "soups.") "Adverb?"

"Very."

"Noun?"

"Noun."

"Yes, a noun."

"Noun."

"THAT'S NOT A NOUN."

"Yes, it is!"

"Okay, fine ... Part of the body?"

"The."

"Noun?"

"Verb."

"DAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYY"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinb9n
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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My brother has a pilot's licence but only for private flights. So, he put ads all over his plane.

Now he flies commercial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I wish I had a dollar for every Dad joke, turn of phrase, or play on words I manage to rattle off on a daily basis.

You know what they say though, "Punny doesn't grow on trees..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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Ugh. My dad just told me a joke he is all proud of. It's terrible. Don't even bother with this one

"Did you hear my joke about the Indian chief's wives?"

The first wife lived in a hut made of deer hide, and bore him one son.

The second wife lived in a hut made of bear hide, and bore him one son.

The third wife lived in a hut of hippopotamus skin and bore him twin sons.

"Thus the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of two hides!"

A fucking mad lib on the Pythagorean theorem. I'm pissed. He's so happy. Love you dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McBurger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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