What do you call someone with supersonic hearing?

A Super Hearo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My dad has supersonic hearing when it comes to opportunities to dadjoke someone...

My mother and sister were in the kitchen talking about the menu of a local restaurant.

Mom: "I wonder what kind of soup I should get..."

Sister: "I heard their bean soup was pretty good..."

My father was in another part of the house and, as if he was overcome by a spidey-sense like tingling for a dadjoke opportunity, came running down the stairs into the kitchen and said:

Dad: "I don't care what it's 'been' what is it now!"

They groaned while he and I chuckled.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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