If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.
Shoot out all your engineer/engineering puns, fellas!
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
He was training all day.
Because It's Not Google...
They are looking at your shoes when they talk to you instead of their own.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
It's a complex complex complex.
He found his locomotive.
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
Audios
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
He doesn't have fine motor skills
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
It wooden start.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
They're better when youre on petrol
Their reception was fantastic.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
It's Groundbreaking work.
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
I have a complex complex complex
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
Now I know I'm getting some wear.
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
They are so uplifting.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.
One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.
So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"
He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."
A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.
He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."
I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.
He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"
It was udderly pointless.
Because, the. They’d really be conductors.
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For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
It wooden go!
It’s a complex complex complex.
And a Czech one too.
