A list of puns related to "Mach"
It's a Mach-E Auto.
At sto-mach speeds
Mach and cheese.
Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.
Sei ich in einem langweiligen franzΓΆsisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"
Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster
Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun
I have an autistic student who doesn't pick up on sarcasm, social cues and the like.
We were painting paper mache volcanoes that we made. Another staff member says "Don't put too much paint on because it will run."
Without missing a beat the student asks (in a serious manner) "How can it run if it doesn't have legs?"
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