Vas Hin Mach Ein
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowBean21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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If you buy a Ford Mustang Mach-E in brown, do they badge in Mach-E-ato?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?

It's a Mach-E Auto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wittyusername4me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Bear with me... came across this and decided to post it because it looked cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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How fast can a hungry person go?

At sto-mach speeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starsidenomad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call it when you travel the speed of sound with a bowl of cheese?

Mach and cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBruce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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German dad joke

Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.

Sei ich in einem langweiligen franzΓΆsisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"

Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster

Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tunro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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The student surpasses the teacher

I have an autistic student who doesn't pick up on sarcasm, social cues and the like.

We were painting paper mache volcanoes that we made. Another staff member says "Don't put too much paint on because it will run."

Without missing a beat the student asks (in a serious manner) "How can it run if it doesn't have legs?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paranoid_Pancake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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