Turns it into cheese as he is the Changer of Whey.

For this to make sense I need to set the stage, I’m staying at a 7 condo unit in New Mexico with my husband and two kids. It’s a gorgeous property but we can generally hear the neighbors next door. The owner of our unit and the one next door lives in the complex and up until this morning was polite, as was the neighbor.

Last night I could hear the neighbor playing music which sounded like a sort modern blue grass and I actually really liked the tone of the music. It was pleasant back ground noise in all honesty. This morning he must have placed his speaker in a different spot he used while the music was the same I could now hear the lyrics. I knew there was trouble wheb I could hear the words “Dixie” and “land of cotton.” I googled just to be sure its a song by some little known country star clearly celebrating “lost cause” and racism and hating on “city people.”

I was furious but i politely went next door she said we could hear the music through the walls and would he mind turning it off. He said he was sorry and would. I probably made a mistake and said “I don’t want to expose my kids to that type of music.” He gave me a dirty look and closed the door. We went to breakfast and I could hear the song playing again. I decided after the dirty I didnt want trouble from someone who may be unhinged. I decided I would take it up with the owner. He said he would ask the neighbor to keep it down. I told him it’s not the volume, it’s the lyrics. He said he really couldn’t control the lyrics. I said he needed to do better then that or I needed a refund. He said he wasn’t going to offer me a refund for “offensive” lyrics but he would make sure I couldn’t hear the music anymore. I asked him if he was serious he said he’s not “speech police.” I told him we were leaving and I would take it up with Airbnb.

My husband is acting completely put out and that I’m being ridiculous. I told him we aren’t listening to trash and our kids aren’t either. Husband said the problem was solved when owner promised he would make the neighbor turn it down. I said no, the Problem is the neighbor exposed himself as racist, probably dangerous and we are leaving. Husband told me I was acting ridiculous and took the kids on a hike without me.

Before I pack up and move, am I being ridiculous? (I know this sub is asshole but I figure that’s a reasonable substitution).

Edit: just to reinforce my point here’s some lyrics which are racist:

I sang Dixie

Old blue eyes

What life here has done

It is also possible that Banksy's earliest art was simply scrubbed away.

Title says it all :D

Dogs can injure their tails by wagging it. Of course, the injury occurs when their tail hits a surface either hard enough or repeatedly enough to injure their tail. This can come in the form of an open wound or a broken tail. The issue that follows is treatment of the wound, as dogs who wag frequently are rarely deterred by the slight pain.

Frequent abuse of the tail can cause necrosis of the tissue, as blood flow is restricted, and amputation may be necessary.

http://www.canidae.com/blog/2012/07/what-is-happy-tail-syndrome-in-dogs.html

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/05/how-could-a-condition-called-happy-tail-be-bad/

My choices are, of course, “Edgar’s Prayer” from Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar, basically all of Annette, and the very good FKA Twigs song Measure of a Man from The King’s Man that already no one remembers.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

( Part 1 here!) (Part 3: Coming Soon)

[Terran Red Army Command Center, Berlin, German Soviet Province, 12:34 AM]

Inside the large strategic coordination center in Berlin, through a dozen guarded doors sits a single room. The room is filled with dozens of generals, field marshals, and officers of the 'virtual army division'. Filled with the greatest tacticians, strategists and logistics wizards the Red army of Terra could muster. A few older men, out of retirement to lend their advice sit along the table with 'young' thirty-year-old officers. fresh from academies. All here to give their input on the operation dubbed. "The Second battle of Stalingrad" unofficially, and officially "Operation Red Star".

The room is silent for a moment as everyone finishes the greetings and takes a look at the 'playing field'. "Is this it? I was expecting a front the size of the polish province. At least the size of the Balkan province at most! This.. This is nothing. They dont even have the options to do encirclements around the city or cut off our supply lines." an old general shout out in disbelief.

"Yes it seems their versions of 'wars' are more condensed than ours. this is to our advantage. we can concentrate our forces without worrying about supply lines and long fronts. We can focous our manpower on making the Garshalls bleeding for every inch of land they take." Another general utters. putting some holographic 'tokens' onto the battlefield.

"I agree, however i was expecting something. grander. Why did we not ask for a larger battlefield, surely their inexperience in large scale offensives and maneuvers would have made our victory inevitable?"

General Zhang pipes up. "This is the largest territory we could request. i would have extended the map further in all directions but apparently there is a hard limit on what is allowed. i guess to prevent challengers from creating millions of miles of territory for the enemy to wander into." the chinese man ponders for a moment. "Of course this means our strength of wide front operations would be somewhat nullified as we will need to consolidate our forces in this small front. Though this in itself could be a blessing."

"Indeed though we must not get too overconfident in our abilities men" A latin american woman in her fourties speaks up. "These garshalls have been the top s

De Architectura Causalitatis

I noticed a lot of confusion recently with the relationship of the Drifter and the Operator and how they interact. I've seen terms thrown around like time travel and different timelines. Even the wiki is guilty of this and describes the Drifter as coming from an alternate timeline. I'd like to take a moment to discuss how this ignores the concepts of Presentism and Eternalism that the game presents, how they relate to who the Tenno are, and look at how these concepts were conceived from theosophy and later esotericism. There will be a TL/DR at the end.

The story is currently vague on a lot of concepts so I will be pulling from the lore's inspiration theosophy to connect the dots. This could be proven false at a future date, but I think you'll find the lore makes more sense with this filter.

##Theosophy

First, I'd like to explain a little of the history Warframe has for pulling from 19th and 20th century esoterism. In this section I'll show various examples of the clear influence it has on the game.

Railjack is the most prominent thing I can think of because it became one of the most overt references before the New War. If you'll remember, Railjacks have a component called an orgone accumulator. Now orgone is an esoteric concept of anti-entropic universal libido. The idea is it's kind of that selfish energy that drives living things to exist opposed to entropy.

The orokin strongly resemble the theosphic idea of the 4th root race Atlanteans being selfish, opulent, and technologically advanced to the point of their downfall. You may think this coincidental since Atlantis is a much older concept from Greece, and it might have been initially, but theosophy is the origin of the myth of Atlantis as being specifically a technological paradise. So, either way, theosophy has influenced the modern trope of a technological society's hubris leading to its downfall.

Eidolons are indeed named after another Greek concept as the [wiki will tell you](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Eidolon#:~:text=Interestingly%2C%20Eidolons%20are%20also%20possessing%20spirits%20in%20Greek%20mythology%2C%20and%20they%20could%20control%20mortals%20

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Hey, here's the unofficial recap for the January 14th community stream.

Note: all of this is unofficial, as I'm just some smuck who can't confirm anything said on stream.

Last week's news

• Toy tank mode was well liked
• CW UK Lights and TD’s were released
• Highest win rate is the FV4005 at 60.12%
• Conway is also high at 55.52%
• Mastery of the hunt op for TD’s and Lights ends the 14th.

This week:

• Weekly news article Link
  • Ongoing paladin earn op
  • Silver rain op for the weekend
  • Tank trade in event (ends the 24th)
  • USSR on track
• “New” CW tank the FV4201/T95 Article Link
• Merc contract - Smoothman Article link

Next week’s news

• New CW Era 2 Heavy the FV 214 conqueror mk 2 (Tech tree reskin?)
• French Heavy on Reforge. Premium tanks are, AMX M4 49 (and reskins), FCM 50t, Andre the giant.
• Next class based MM test will be January 21-24
• 18-24th Tank ace ranked event in random battles. (Leaderboard style event) Only a certain list of tanks will be participating.
• Machine Contract

Upcoming events / News

• Next maps - HIdden village, Pearl river, Great wall, Nomonhan (February?)
• Next reforge - Hint: Mid size great wall

Other Topics / news

• Community poll results for the comms wheel. 2 new and 2 returning commands. More time after battle to send coms. Different commands when looking at a teammate.
• T110E4 was asked to be looked at. We buffed it due to its weak armor spots. Before buffs it was 48.5 Now it's 50.3. (Zorin says that if this is still that low despite its stats then it needs to be reworked in general)
• We are considering changing the formula for marks from the last 100 games to your best 100 games. This would make it longer but reward your hard work. Let us know what you think about this idea.
• Wheeled vehicles are continued to be tested by ST. Most of the bugs left are cosmetic. We really want to release them correctly so they are delayed a bit. We planned for them in January, Early February now?
• Commander customization is going along well. Still no date.

QNA:

• Can we have a 0 skill commander for new players due to cost? (500k silver) - we can look into that.
• Any news on the spectator hud to make it like before 6.0? - still being worked on. We don

Sisters! Brothers! The Revolution win! Corrupt kleptocrats and oligarchs of old government, who hide their tyranny behind sham elections, flee the country! Workers are freed from chains of greedy corporations and banks! Bloated elites will no longer disgrace our nation with their decadency and debauchery! Today will be remembered as day, when people finally take power in their hands! Celebrate this day because it's a day of your Victory!

The enemy is defeated but fight is far from being over. They are plotting to spoil our efforts to create better life, sow discord among us and return everything back to the grey and meaningless existence we have dragged before! Many adherents of an old regime are still hiding among us and wait to strike back. Because of that we ask you to give us one hundred days to prepare country for the first truly free elections. But fear not since we won't be idle for even a day! Each day we will issue an edict to improve your life and give power over the country into your hands!

To not let the enemy win remain vigilant! Glory to Tetland! Glory to its people! Glory to the Revolution!

>!In authoritarian governments main sources of repressions are government and its affiliates. Totalitarian governments on the other hand encourage everyone to participate in repressions and even invent new forms for them — that is one of the way to maintain control over every sphere of life. For that government tries to make repressions seems just, reasonable or acceptable. I want to create a campaign where players need to oppose the government that rapidly becoming more and more totalitarian. And it's not only government they should fear. So all kind of horrible staff that people can fell for is exactly what I want to fill this list with.!<

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Day 1: Abolition of debts. People of Tetland, hear me out! You should pay your debts no longer! Time, when a creditors drain the life from their victims is gone! Burn all the papers that enslaved so many honest tetlanders! No tetlander should ever ask the debt to be payed, because true friendship does not tolerate debt and all tetlanders are friends to each other!

Inependent press reaction: >!Populist measure for beginning to take everybody on board. Among other things it means that

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

This year felt like it didn't happen but also like 5 years worth of stuff rolled into one in the endless sludge we call 2021. We had everything:

• bullying scandals (April and Idle), shock disbandment's (RIP Gfriend), dating scandals (who knew the chemistry between Joy and Crush was real?);
• Girls on TOP (I have convinced myself them having a YT means we will be getting ALOT of content and no I don't want anyone to wake me from this dream I neeeeds it);
• surprise chart toppers (Brave girls riding in from nowhere);
• prison sentences (Ilhoon appealed and got probation and time served, Seungri got 3 years....which is an interesting result and next up is kris wu)
• shotgun marriages and babies galore (chen's baby no.2, Ikon and bobby, Taeyang is now a daddy....in a different way than we have been talking about him till now lol);
• endless news about BTS (there was alot from the german DJ and James Cordon, to the UN so someones gonna have to fill this one in);
• GG solo debuts (Joy, Wendy, Eun-bi, Yuri, Rose and Lisa to name a few);
• Pledis managed to re-sign ALL of seventeen (and with 13 members I claim this as a miracle when companies have trouble keeping 1 member signed);
• Spotify's smackdown with Kakao M (how I wish to be a fly on that meeting wall, you best bet the tea was piping hot, esp since Tablo let us know he had no idea that was gonna happen so you KNOW there were alot of angry phone calls from companies that day telling them to get this mess sorted yesterday and you KNOW they had to pay some damages to EVERYONE whose music went down);
• Got7 leaving JYP (and the ENDLESS SHADE... my God what a time to be on twitter, people were getting unfollowed and throwing shade everywhere, best part was Aghase's throwing parties that they finally left);
• GG giving us hope of a CB (shhhh I don't want to talk about it, let me keep hoping something is on the way);
• Fans raising $2mill to keep Izone going (I felt the pain of these fans but it was never gonna happen);
• 2nd gen groups coming back to show us they still got it (2AM, 2PM, BTOB (yes I know they are third gen but people need to pay attention cos they are back!), [T-ara](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyGxdCivBi

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.