Does this pun believe here ?
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Stop scrolling and paws to look at this pun.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I know, I know... This pun was a bit nutty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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It’s a bit calculated to understand this pun
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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This pun made me lose my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Two Thirty, heard this pun a thousand times growing up in a house of dentists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewriella
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Don’t Rush into this pun! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesDesign11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day

It was a grate joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hysterical110
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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This guy must have a lot of SPACE to make this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroDefault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I had myself in stitches thinking this pun up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssbeatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I pity the fool who doesnt get this pun!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rose-Fairy-Fun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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This pun is a tree-t
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Creating this pun was an osteoblast
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Hope this pun doesn't put you on hedge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drnelk
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I engineered this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonChome
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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This pun is magical
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supertoasty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Credit to u/okaynoodle for this pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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This pun is a hit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I hate this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slender_2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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This pun made my friend not want to talk to me for a day

Ok, so this one needs a bit of buildup.

At the time (a week or so ago) I was making a homebrew item for DnD (for the uninformed, Homebrew are custom made items/classes/spells to use in a DnD game at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master)).

I had shown this item (shameless plug) to my friend (who is also the DM of the campaign I'm in now) in the hopes of using it in the campaign. He had pointed out that the item was a bit OP for it's cost and that the homebrew page I had made for it was too long. We were discussing ways to improve both the item and the page, and then got on the topic of magic items in general.

It went something along the lines of this:

DM: ... you can't really destroy a magic item before removing the magic from it. Like, you could try to melt down a magic sword for example, but all that would really do is make it too hot to hold. You could even bend it, but not outright destroy it.

Me: That's gotta be one pissed off magic sword.

DM: I mean, yeah, if it's sentient.

Me: Maybe it got so angry at being bent, that it gains sentience just spite you or something.

DM: Well, yeah maybe.

And this, people of reddit, is when the PUN, popped into my head.

Me: *leans in* you could say that the sword gained sentience cuz it got... bent out of shape.

A second or two of silence, and I see the pun register in his head, and I fucking lost it.

I then laugh for a straight minute. After about ten secunds of me busting a gut, he said "Aight, Imma head out"

We're cool now, but he really didn't want to talk to me the next day.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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This pun can be very deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabomb7790
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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This pun rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niffum_duts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Going out on a limb hoping you get this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/austincberrys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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this pun hy-rules
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crabby-boi
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Please help. What does this pun mean? I've been staring at it for 3 hours. Friend who went to Crete.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nipstarblaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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This pun is killer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arithetechie6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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This pun is a step up from the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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This pun's the absolute Bomb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_hele_euro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Can anyone explain this pun to me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_jokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I feel this pun in my bones
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Hoping this pun grows on people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/messwell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Can you SEA how bad this pun is
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Pi-rate this pun out of 10.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarc_avenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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It is hard not to enter this pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Every bit of this pun is on porpoise
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doyouhavetono
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Either I'm too tired or I'm just stupid, but can someone explain this pun to me because I don't get it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/woohoo1900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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This pun thread is very juicy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metheist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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This pun was a joint effort
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c-it
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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This pun is not dry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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This pun is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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This pun is 20/20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtchllyng
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Be en garde when viewing this pun
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