I just read that California leads the United States in both depression rates and cases of infidelity
Talk about a sad state of affairs
What happens when the Fog lifts in Southern California?
What happens when you’re driving on a highway in California and the smoke clears?
Which California city is the coldest?
Sad to hear the largest observatory in California burned down yesterday.
It is an astronomical loss.
What do you call a waffle on the beach in California?
I was in California when I recognized a cop as a guy who grew up in the same area as me...
It's a CHiP off the old block!
What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
Welcome to the Hotel California...
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?
I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...
It was fun serfing the waves!
What's the difference between The University of California-Berkeley and The University of California- Los Angeles?
At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.
California has the highest number of men who feel depressed because of their wives cheating on them
It's a sad state of affairs
After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...
"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"
"The Quakers"
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
What did the California roll say to the Spicy tuna roll when he first saw him?
Drove past a sign on the freeway that said, "Southern California Institute for the Deaf"...
...I heard that was a great school."
My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.
What does santa do when he's driving around the coast of california?
I unexpectedly won an award while traveling the coastal cliffs of California.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school in California?
Everything is ok, he woke up
What's the state vegetable of California?
What's the scariest California Beach town?
Mali BOO!
Happy Halloween Weekend
What’s the worst waffle in California?
Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?
Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.
What happens when the smog clears in California?
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