I bought some engine cleaner. The label said โ€˜Known to cause cancer in the state of California.โ€™

Good thing Iโ€™m using it in Missouri.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sethrymir
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What's the state vegetable of California?

Califlower.

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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • Iโ€™ll California
  • Heโ€™s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • Heโ€™s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GodofWar1234
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Dad joked my driver's ed class

This happened earlier today. The class was on the topic of crash costs and financial responsibilities.

Teacher: If a crash is determined to be your fault, then you are responsible for paying for injuries sustained by others, and damage to property. But there are some places that have an exception, like in the state of Florida, it's considered a "no fault state".

Me: Couldn't you consider California a pretty faulty state?

Whole classroom: -laudable groans-

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