Aisle B, back
....and it's sexually transmitted.
They said it was grounds for termination.
Pasta La Pizza Baby!
- Wha..
- An interrupter.
I said decaf.
A Sarah Goner
The Exterminator
With a Skynet!
My doctor says it’s terminal.
I’ll be bok, bok, bok.
Aisle B, Back
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁
Exterminators
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
It's the firing squad.
He was an ex-terminator
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
She said "Aisle B, back".
I'll be Bach.
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
I'll be Bach.
Now they call me the ex-terminator.
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
He recently pasta way...
as an exTerminator
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
Hearing aids
A disappointment
The exterminator.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Aisle B, back!
My doctor says it’s terminal
Aisle B. Back
I think it may be terminal
"I'll be Bach."
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
My doctor says it terminal
