The Terminator Puns

A list of puns related to "The Terminator"

What would the terminator be called after his retirement?

The Exterminator

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?

I’ll be bok, bok, bok.

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👤︎ u/beezkneezsneez
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, Back

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👤︎ u/Zeffer90
📅︎ May 09 2020
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I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...

He responded, “Aisle B, Back”

Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!

Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!

Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁

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👤︎ u/i_r_i_e
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why did the terminator kill people even after retirement?

He was an ex-terminator

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👤︎ u/vdtxdtc_chf
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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‪Why is The Terminator bullet proof?‬

‪Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger‬

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.

She said "Aisle B, back".

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What did the Terminator say to Mozart?

I'll be Bach.

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👤︎ u/mclovins91
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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I was talking to my girlfriend only to hear that she had never seen the Terminator.

Now they call me the ex-terminator.

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👤︎ u/NameTheTrait
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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I'm going to an Italian restaurant with The Terminator...

I can't decide between pasta or pizza, baby.

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👤︎ u/Valoween
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals?

At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator.

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👤︎ u/muriken_egel
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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The Terminator's side job
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👤︎ u/journeyman369
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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All this time The Terminator was just have PTSD episodes from working retail
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👤︎ u/aznednacni
📅︎ Jul 24 2015
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Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10 yet?

When I asked him he said

"I still love vista baby"

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👤︎ u/Kill_Frosty
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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After watching the new Terminator...

I quoted part of the movie in front of my family "What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?? Irrelevant!". Not sure if that counts, but I laughed and they groaned, that's usually how they go, right??

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👤︎ u/Stormshiftx
📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The exterminator.

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👤︎ u/ksol88
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, back!

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B. Back

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👤︎ u/Patrick_L58
📅︎ May 12 2020
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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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I asked the guy in the video store where they keep their Terminator DVDs

He said: "Aisle B, Back"

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👤︎ u/Se7enineteen
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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