My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...

β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Did you hear about the teddy who got arrested for public indecency?

He was a little bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?

He was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teja1821
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I just won a teddy bear making competition with my kids.

Great stuff!

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Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?

They don't wanna get ripped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marakchuja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why do Teddy bears don't ever have dessert?

Because they are stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjornsbestfriend
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?

He had the right to bear arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why was the teddy bear never hungry

Because he’s always stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bf213741
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My dad just said "Teddy with a rash" to himself and rubbed his hands together as we got in the car..

When I asked what he meant he said "sore-ted" and I just shook my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Teddy the Barbearian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

Stuffing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiggle-123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Breaking news; Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft marshamallow man and Teddy Graham, the Teddy Graham's cookie mascot, all died in a house fire today.

S'more to come at 21.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?

It thought Theodore was a jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Ian: Why are you taking a teddy bear to the bar?

Me: He’s called Conan.

Ian: Huh?

Me: It’s Conan the bar bear, Ian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My 5 month old got to take home a teddy bear from the ER...

I named him Mrsa Major.

My son is okay. He doesn't have MRSA. But humor helps me (mom) immensely when I am - or my family is - in crisis. I have way better dad jokes than my son's dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dino_Mamma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Two teddy bears are walking down the road. One says, β€œHey, man. You hungry?”

The other says β€œNah man I’m stuffed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Dog's 'cancer' turned out to be four teddy bears

Thankfully, it was bear-nign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/htmlarson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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How do you get a teddy bear across the border?

You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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What does a turkey and a teddy bear have in common?

They're both full of stuffing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic...

His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Having bbq, my buddies kid asked me if his teddy bear is hungry...

I told him that he's stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civicbro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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Fat people love having a teddy bear at the table.

The bear is always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/termiAurthur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...

β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

Cause he was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat any dinner?

They were already stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

He was already stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobbr23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner ?

Because he was stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat anymore?

Because he was stuffed!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekarenkaren
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why didn't the Teddy Bear want any dessert?

He was already stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saint_davidsonian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear...

She asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

In my best bear voice, I replied, β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What does the teddy bear say after a meal?

"Man, am i stuffed!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why couldn't the teddy bear eat anymore food?

Because he was stuffed!! 🀣 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marrttt0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they are always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveSquare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They're always stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoobNamedYoup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they're always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomtheprom4201
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat?

Because he was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civicbro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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