My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
Did you hear about the teddy who got arrested for public indecency?
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
I just won a teddy bear making competition with my kids.
Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?
They don't wanna get ripped
Why do Teddy bears don't ever have dessert?
Because they are stuffed.
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
Why was the teddy bear never hungry
Because he’s always stuffed
My dad just said "Teddy with a rash" to himself and rubbed his hands together as we got in the car..
When I asked what he meant he said "sore-ted" and I just shook my head.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Breaking news; Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft marshamallow man and Teddy Graham, the Teddy Graham's cookie mascot, all died in a house fire today.
Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?
It thought Theodore was a jar.
Ian: Why are you taking a teddy bear to the bar?
Me: He’s called Conan.
Ian: Huh?
Me: It’s Conan the bar bear, Ian.
My 5 month old got to take home a teddy bear from the ER...
I named him Mrsa Major.
My son is okay. He doesn't have MRSA. But humor helps me (mom) immensely when I am - or my family is - in crisis. I have way better dad jokes than my son's dad.
Two teddy bears are walking down the road. One says, “Hey, man. You hungry?”
The other says “Nah man I’m stuffed.”
Dog's 'cancer' turned out to be four teddy bears
Thankfully, it was bear-nign.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
What does a turkey and a teddy bear have in common?
They're both full of stuffing.
A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic...
His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.
Having bbq, my buddies kid asked me if his teddy bear is hungry...
I told him that he's stuffed.
Fat people love having a teddy bear at the table.
The bear is always stuffed.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
Why didn't the teddy bear eat any dinner?
They were already stuffed!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner ?
Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat anymore?
Because he was stuffed!!!
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why didn't the Teddy Bear want any dessert?
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear...
She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
What does the teddy bear say after a meal?
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat anymore food?
Because he was stuffed!! 🤣 🤣
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they’re always stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they’re always stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat?
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