Because they gruesome.
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
Wife’s too short
I prefer the ladder.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
He’s really moving up in the world
They are just way more down to earth.
I guess it's part of heightened security.
Then I could sleep longer.
When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.
My aunt hadn’t seen my sister in a while and when she saw her, her response “My my! You’ve grown another foot!”
It was very inconvenient going shoe shopping for her
It’s me, but they came at a close second and third.
He was ostrich-sized
His response every time was, "Yeah you're gruesome."
...would she chose the latter?
It was a long con
Stiltson
"Because you'll always be driving downhill."
Wife: "Short people just don't make it very far in this world."
Me: "Yea, their legs just don't cover much distance."
Hmm...I must have left that part in the sheets.
...longer in bed?!
