I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up

It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungFuThor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I'm reading a book titled "The Stockholm Syndrome."

I hated it at first, but now I love it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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With everyone in lockdown, cases of Stuckhome syndrome are significantly increasing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KEARNAG3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Sock home syndrome..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Do you know how common the "Tom Jones Syndrome" is?

It's not unusual.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I joined a club for people with Tourettes Syndrome

It took me 4 hours to get sworn in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twitchy898
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do birds with Down Syndrome have?

Extra Crowmosomes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonzBonz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I just read an interesting book on Restless Leg Syndrome

And I thought you might get a kick out of it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome

The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cochini123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?

A gas electric hybrid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoolilba
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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I won an award for Excelling with Impostor Syndrome

But I don't feel like I deserve it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VusterJones
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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My gf today: "Have you heard that song by One Direction called Stockholm Syndrome?"

Me: "No but if you listen to it enough you start to like it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tobacconist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Dumping syndrome

It's the shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cfmem
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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Pun-Tourette's Syndrome

Is it a real thing, or is this just some kind of sick joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wet-Yeti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Down syndrome...

Me and my dad were driving in the car and we got onto the topic of the human anatomy and such.

Me: you know how people with an extra chromosome have Down's syndrome?

Dad: yeah...

Me: what happens to people with one less chromosome?

Dad: they get up syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneplustwoisthree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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How did the loaf of bread develop Down Syndrome

He had an extra crumb-osome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automaticpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I started liking it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurikidink
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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