When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...

It's poultry in motion!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?

Of course - it goes without swaying!ā€

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/crazyfortaco
šŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Need a Hawaiian themed pun

Asking a girl to prom and we have an inside joke about me wearing Hawaiian shirts. Not sure where else to post this so thanks.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/puckdrop28
šŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Whenever my girlfriend wants to argue about something, she waits until Iā€™m relaxing in my hammock.

Iā€™m easily swayed.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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My Minivan has a loud whine when I jiggle the wheel

So I'm driving down the road one day sitting next to my wife with the four kids in the back of the Minivan. I mention to my wife "Have you noticed the van has a loud whine when you jiggle the wheel?". She get's a concerned look on her face "The van is pretty new, what do you think is wrong?". I respond "No idea, maybe you can tell me where you think it's coming from".

I jiggle the wheel back and forth, the van sways and sways, and out of the back seat a voice pipes up "DAAAaaaAAadddd, stop iiitttt, I'm trying to reeeaaaadddd".

One of the best parts of being a dad are the Jokes, even if I'm clearly the only one in the family who appreciates them :D

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SSChicken
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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The history books got it wrong ... AGAIN

New evidence as been found that in addition to trying to sway public opinion against Tesla's advocacy of alternating current, Edison went so far as to try to criminalize A/C through the courts by claiming public endangerment.

Sounds like he was close to winning, but his own hubris did him in. He tried to assure his victory by attempting to bribe the circuit court judge.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Myntrith
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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The most ridiculous situation ever, capped off with an epic dad joke

A few years ago, my dad and I were building an addition onto his house. He rented a tool from the hardware store and had to return it, so he asked me to come with him and we would get some breakfast. There was a Burger King nearby, so we decided to stop there to eat.

When we go to the drive-through, we realize the restaurant was closed down, so he drove around the building to get back on the highway. As we were passing the dumpsters, he stopped the car, backed it up, and pointed towards the ground near the dumpster. I looked for a few seconds, trying to see what he was pointing at.

Then... I saw it.

It was a giant, 12+ inch black dildo, standing upright next to the dumpster. It propped itself up on its fake dildo balls, gently swaying in the breeze.

I was astonished. I couldn't even imagine what events in the universe had to line-up so as to end up with that giant dildo meticulously placed next to the dumpster at a closed-down Burger King. I couldn't even begin to fathom why it was there.

My dad, with perfect timing, then shouted "GAY TIMES WILL BE HAD TONIGHT!" and sped out of the parking lot.

We ended up going to Denny's.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OBJHamSandwich
šŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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New shock absorbers make a car easier to control.

That goes without swaying.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ScottyUrb
šŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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