The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
According to a recent survey...
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 people agree that they make up 80% of the population.
While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
Survey found doctors aren't always honest with their patients. I could have told you that
They always seem to keep a skeleton in their closet
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
Dad: This survey says it will give me a free iphone
Son: Don't trust it, it's probably a scam.
Dad: I don't buy it.
Did you hear about the recent dwarf survey?
It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
I got stopped in the street by a lady conducting a survey.
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.
It’s the first Indie movie.
There was a survey in the cosmetics department...
...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.
I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.
A Government think tank have carried out a survey looking into how people walk home from the pub...
The results are staggering.
Surveys say 9 out of 10 people have never tried beef tartare.
Apparently it’s very rare.
I really have a thing for dumb girls. Just met one who can't fill out multiple choices surveys
According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.
That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
According to a survey 40% of the people are terrible at math.
The other 50% don't know grammer and speling.
Survey Dad: "If we ranked dad-jokes on a scale of 1 to 10, would you rank this one a '10'?"
I took a survey of everyone's favorite letter, and it turns out nobody likes U
[Meta] A survey about dad jokes
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc5GCRPiUXFzxgaJi5xIoDxiJ6LOJOvcyJ3bWXxXgJBWsWCOw/viewform?usp=sf_link
I survey election habits of Democrats. My friend surveys election habits of Republicans.
Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.
I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."
after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."
I hate people who take surveys
A new survey shows Jewish men prefer tea over coffee
But only when it's tea he brew himself
A recent survey showed that 90% of adult males masturbate regularly
and the remaining 10% are liars.
The Arbor Foundation asked my dad if he'd like to take a survey about their trees.
I work for a survey company and we're currently doing some surveying for some airports throughout the state
My coworker/good friend of mine works out in the field performing these surveys and for the latest airport job he said to me that this airport is basically dead and that there's hardly anyone there consistently working in the office, monitoring the radio, etc.
So I asked him, "then what does someone do if they're out flying and want to land there... [start jabbing him with my elbow] just WING it??"
I should be ashamed but I'm still laughing at myself. No I am not a dad (technically).
My 2 cents on Google Surveys
http://i.imgur.com/NljG8fo.png
My sister had to do a survey about the waste of paper.
-Hey dad, how much paper you use each day?
Around 3 rolls a day.
Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
I've just been stopped in the street by a lady conducting a survey.
She asked me what i knew about dwarfs.......I said "very little."
While filling an online survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
I think they meant Eh-sexual.
recent survey shows...
...6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
While completing a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
I think they meant Eh-sexual.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
A nationwide survey revealed that 3 out of 4 people
make up 75% of the population.
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