any clever sunset puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenofthesands
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Dads everywhere, every winter solstice at sunset

Man, today flew by

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.

It was a night mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?

An insta-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respect-thebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Lion - You're late, I said meet you at sunset.

Giraffe - I can still see the sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.

Then I called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Excited about 2020's first Sunset? Not. youtube.com/watch?v=610-R…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad_Bobby2009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I couldn’t tell if the picture was of a sunrise or a sunset.

But then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lakerboy226
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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I am not sure why they call it a sunset.

There is only one sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snapyourvitals
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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My Mom convinced the family to go watch the sunset...

...and we're all standing there watching the sun dip into the ocean when my Dad says "I can't see it--the sun's in my eyes."

I think we were the only ones who laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnomaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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One of the greatest leaders of our time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwonch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Calvin's dad: master level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NineteenthJester
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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The Wong and White wedding

While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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The Man, the Sheep and the Dog

a man, a sheep and a dog are the only survivors of a shipwreck and get marooned on a desert island with more than enough food. days, weeks and months pass and the only thing the can look forward to on the island everyday is the beautiful sunset! every evening the man, the sheep and the dog go and watch the sunset... one day the man attempted to put his arm around the sheep and the dog goes crazy so he has to retract his arm. he angrily exclaims "I was just cuddling!" the next evening they are back on the beach and the man sees something out to sea... after further investigation he sees it is a unconscious woman on a raft! the man swims out and rescues the woman, takes her to shore and nurses her back to health they begin chatting and get on incredibly well, she was a beautiful young woman with a great sense of humour. the next evening the man, the woman, the sheep and the dog go to the beach to watch the sunset as per usual... whilst sitting on the beach the woman looked up at the man, and he looked back at her. she says how can I ever repay you? the man then says "you can you take the dog for a walk?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frzr-csgo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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You got me Dad...

( Dad and I sitting on couch)

Me: Hey dad whats this movie about?

Dad: oh well son its about two hours

father giggles off into the sunset

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriscamano09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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My Dad Should Have Been A Boy Scout

I don't know if this necessarily qualifies as a "dad joke" as much as a "dad move" but when I was younger, about 10 or 11, I was in the backyard with my dad on a summer afternoon. The sun was going down and I nonchalantly said, "I wonder what time it is..." He looked up towards the sun and pointed with his left hand, causing me to look with him. He answered, "Oh, about 5:36." I was in awe that he could be so exact but I still thought it was a guess, so I ran inside to check the clock in the kitchen. Sure enough, it read 5:36. I was amazed but my dad refused to tell me his secret. He just kept saying he just knew based on the sun, and that it was "magic", every time I asked.

I am now 24. And as I was sitting outside the other day, watching the sunset, I thought back to this, still amazed he did it. Then, it clicked. He was wearing a watch on his right wrist, which he looked at when he diverted my attention to looking at the sun. I hope to be like him one day...

tl;dr I thought my dad could tell time by looking at the sun. He looked at a watch when I wasn't looking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ks64165n
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Road trip dad joke.

Early September right around sunset.

Me: "Jeez, it's weird to think that in a few months around winter, it'll (would) be pitch black outside."

Dad: "A few months!? It'll be pitch black out in about an hour!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_____treesbreeze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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