What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?
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What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends βwell the chicken strips for 6$β
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Clever strip club sign
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Chicken strips
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the broke guy order at the strip clubβs βlegs βnβ eggsβ show?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I went to a strip club for blind people
The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. Iβm a pretty liberal guy but if Iβm having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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︎ May 07 2019
I sketched a punny comic strip.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didnβt have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:
βSorry, weβre clothed.β
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?
It was looking for guy-dance.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Went in for a psychiatric evaluation and the shrink asked me to strip from the waist down!?
He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I strip wires for a living.
Itβs not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
You ever seen a chicken strip?
Iβve never even seen one with clothes
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︎ Nov 16 2019
When we reached the narrow strip of land with sea on either side...
I knew Ithmus be the place.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Donβt order the strip steak.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks βYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?β
βOh we want the hottest girls you gotβ
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
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︎ Jul 29 2019
A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...
Freeze, you're under abreast!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
A boy goes to the strip club.
His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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︎ Jul 23 2019
When you regret ordering salmon over a New York strip
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?
Because he was a top con-tender.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why did Santa go to the strip club?
Cause he wanted some ho ho hoes
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?
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︎ May 10 2019
True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...
We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"
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︎ Apr 17 2019
A dad joke comic strip
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︎ Apr 16 2016
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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︎ Sep 12 2018
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
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︎ May 23 2019
I strip wires for a living.
Itβs not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
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