A list of puns related to "Chicken Strip"
A mini bar tender!
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
Iβve never even seen one with clothes
Because he was a top con-tender.
They both raise cocks.
To make money on the side. (I'm sorry)
Her honey mustered.
He was there to see a chicken strip
dad, to waiter* I canβt decide what to have. Iβm pretty hungry but donβt want to spend a lot.
waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...
dad Iβm sure it does, but that doesnβt help me decide what to have for lunch.
Chicken strips.
Me: βIβm not very hungry. I just want something easy.β
Server: β...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?β
Me: βMaybe it does, but that doesnβt help me with my hunger.β
Random Dad across the restaurant: βGOOD ONE!β
Credit to @TravisTeeh on Twitter
But I think she just wanted to see a chicken strip.
Waitress- "We have a special today on chicken fingers." (dad looks at us and smiles) Dad- I've never seen a chicken with fingers. BA HA HA HA
I was taking an order tonight and one of the children ordered the chicken fingers. I told him that they were actually chicken strips. Everyone at the table let the comment gloss over them except for the dad, who smirked and started nodding. We broke the silence by simultaneously declaring "because chickens don't have fingers."
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
To see the chicken strip
To see a chicken strip.
To see the chicken strip!
To see a chicken strip
Chicken strips.
He wanted to see a chicken strip
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