What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?

A mini bar tender!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends β€œwell the chicken strips for 6$”

β€œMaybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmemrjackass
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Chicken strips
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2020
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You ever seen a chicken strip?

I’ve never even seen one with clothes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pujiman
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Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?

Because he was a top con-tender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFlyingCrate
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What does a strip club and a chicken farm have in common?

They both raise cocks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2017
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Why does a chicken strip?

To make money on the side. (I'm sorry)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subscriptionskipper
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Poor chicken
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Random_420-69
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

He was there to see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Truthpaste62
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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What happened when the chicken stripped?

Her honey mustered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nicodemus26
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hintsandallegations
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CEO OF DAD JOKES

dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot.

waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...

dad I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2020
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What happens when you slip a chicken a dollar?

Chicken strips.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexdist1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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The Random Dad Made This For Me

Me: β€œI’m not very hungry. I just want something easy.”

Server: β€œ...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?”

Me: β€œMaybe it does, but that doesn’t help me with my hunger.”

Random Dad across the restaurant: β€œGOOD ONE!”

Credit to @TravisTeeh on Twitter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LoubieLou88
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2019
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We went to a chicken place today because the gf said she wanted to see their food

But I think she just wanted to see a chicken strip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2018
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Every single time.

Waitress- "We have a special today on chicken fingers." (dad looks at us and smiles) Dad- I've never seen a chicken with fingers. BA HA HA HA

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DjangoSucka
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Shared a dad joke with a stranger tonight

I was taking an order tonight and one of the children ordered the chicken fingers. I told him that they were actually chicken strips. Everyone at the table let the comment gloss over them except for the dad, who smirked and started nodding. We broke the silence by simultaneously declaring "because chickens don't have fingers."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confibulator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2014
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Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DICSBFLOPPIN
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the chicken strip

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EHDAwesomeness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HaysStays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see the chicken strip!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DandyFB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squeezer999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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Chicken needs money. What does Chicken do?

Chicken strips.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmateurJenius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theBfrye
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