Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
If my current career doesn't work out, I might have a future in stripping.
I just had a pun about electricians stripping to make ends meet. I run a pun hashtag on my Facebook. Here are the rest.
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What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
I sketched a punny comic strip.
I went to a strip club for blind people
The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, ..."
"... and one for the road."
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:
Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?
It was looking for guy-dance.
Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!
The police have nothing to go on.
Went in for a psychiatric evaluation and the shrink asked me to strip from the waist down!?
He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?
Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He was there to see a chicken strip
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
You ever seen a chicken strip?
I’ve never even seen one with clothes
When we reached the narrow strip of land with sea on either side...
I knew Ithmus be the place.
Don’t order the strip steak.
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...
Freeze, you're under abreast!
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
Why do electricians strip?
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
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