Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...
They chanted “No justice, no Peeps!” on the picket line
I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didn’t know he could.
I got struck by lightning.
Do you want hair, with more volume?
If Abraham Lincoln had gone on a hunger strike there would have been an Emaciation Proclamation.
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
What do you get when lightning strikes a pecan tree?
Don’t annoy clocks
Or they’ll get ticked off.
Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
I told my wife I was going to accompany her to get her Covid Vaccine, and see if they could do mine as well. She said they probably wouldn't. I replied, "I don't know..."
Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike
SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
Employees at Brunswick Zone were unsatisfied with how much they were earning.
Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?
Because they are afraid of them striking
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
So I was on a flight the other day when they guy next to me asked me if I heard of “bird strikes.”
I honestly didn’t think they could hold signs.
How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?
What’s ugly, stupid and delicious
The last drone strike was brutal
They stopped working for a month
Why will my dad take his glasses off as soon as the clock strikes midnight this New Year?
So he can say he now has 2020 vision.
brother-in-law strikes again!
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
My Russian friend is on strike down at the napkin factory.
He's in the serviette union
If the typist goes on strike,
Is it called the typing rebellion?
What do you call it when you strike a cow with a snow globe?
Rocket man strikes again.
The count is two balls, one strike.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
Guess what kinds of shirts the terrorists wear in Counter Strike?
Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?
The Holy Roman Umpire!
... sorry.
Did you hear about the two wealthiest gold mines that went on strike?
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,
Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?
Before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st be sure to lift your left leg.
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
If you are sitting on the toilet pooping starting at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight...
It's the same crap, different day.
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