I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...

This is the straw that broke the Camelback

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👤︎ u/BassMan2511
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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It's a straw berry.
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👤︎ u/csoszi
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Lorraine finally leaves her husband Dave. His open flirting with the new neighbour Deidre, is the last straw..

Dave reads her leaving note and thinks, "Great",

" I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone."

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👤︎ u/Dontmeenafing
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What does a straw and a view have in common?

You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.

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👤︎ u/imgprojts
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I really hate straws

They suck

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👤︎ u/MrMan306
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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I work at a straw factory

It sucks

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👤︎ u/fukurslf
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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The last straw!
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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I finally got my first reusable straw

It sucks

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👤︎ u/ass_hole__
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Someone took all my straw

What a Hay-nous act!

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📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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I was walking away from McDonald's with my drink sipping from my straw and I heard the lady tell the guy behind me that there were no straws left

This was the last straw

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👤︎ u/Alpha_Dynamite
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Dad, how is it possible to drink juice using a straw?

Well, hun, pv=nrt.

(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)

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👤︎ u/gujjubhai123
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got tired of fighting straw

So I hit the hay.

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👤︎ u/amiur
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Bans on Plastic Straws is Leading to Some New Techniques
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👤︎ u/Gcarsk
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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This is the last straw
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👤︎ u/johnrileye
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Is he a field agent? Does he always make straw-man arguments?
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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This straw is an impastar
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👤︎ u/emrakull
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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The last straw
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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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this is the last straw! v.redd.it/j3ckg6bq3vo11
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👤︎ u/madamolio
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?

Fantastick.

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👤︎ u/pleasenerfdruids
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Already not having a good day, this is the last straw!
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📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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What did the Seattle mayor say when he banned straws?

Alright everybody, this is the last straw.

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👤︎ u/Brotworst3
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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My son said he didn't like drinking juice with a straw

I told him to suck it up.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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Starbucks will be eliminating plastic straws by 2020

I'd be so mad if I went in to one of their locations the day before they make this happen. That'd be the last straw.

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👤︎ u/trevize1138
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I turned on my computer and it showed a picture of a man in overalls and a straw hat standing next to a barn.

It was the Farmer in the Dell.

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👤︎ u/Ridley_Himself
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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"This is the last straw!"

I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Drawing the short straw for jokes
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👤︎ u/DannoCain
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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I never liked straws

They suck

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👤︎ u/banansastark17
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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Grasping at straws! imgur.com/2lPiBUf
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👤︎ u/Taintnuthn
📅︎ Apr 12 2017
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My wife got a straw for her drink...

When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"

I replied "I should hope it has two!"

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👤︎ u/FrigateSailor
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Just used a paper straw at this restaurant in California.

It really sucked.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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I have a backpack that lets me drink water while I hike. I've been debating returning it, but decided to give it another go. Yesterday I put a new straw in it, and now the straw is completely stuck and the backpack is unusable. I'm definitely returning it now.

It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.

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👤︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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My straw poked me in the eye while taking a drink

I threw it away got another and called it The Straw Shank Redemption.

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👤︎ u/expert2020
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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My son kept losing spitball wars at school. So i upgraded his straw to a semi-automatic...

By adding a paper clip

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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This is the last straw
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👤︎ u/nja5996
📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.

When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.

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👤︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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I might stop using straws

This is the final straw

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👤︎ u/FelixDeCat1969
📅︎ Dec 27 2016
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My wife asked me what I did to my straw. I told her I destrawed it. imgur.com/TTQV5zE
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👤︎ u/CanyonFox
📅︎ May 08 2015
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That's it, I'm done, this is the last straw. (x-post from r/funny)
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Our 1 year old got super upset when he realized his cup was strawless and we didn't have any straws left.

Watching him wail and flail, my husband said, "I guess that was the last straw, huh buddy?"

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👤︎ u/supcaci
📅︎ May 26 2014
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Hey vs. straw

My dad didn't like when people would say "hey" as a greeting. Too informal or something. So when I was a kid, whenever I would say "hey" my dad would say...

"Straw's cheaper"

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📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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These straws love a harmony imgur.com/gallery/jyrBMKP…
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👤︎ u/cctblues
📅︎ Jul 06 2014
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Straws

Was at new orleans jazz festival with my dad, sister, and girlfriend. We got some drinks. My sister offers me a straw.

I reply "Straws are for suckers."

Chuckles and eye rolls all around.

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👤︎ u/tee142002
📅︎ Apr 30 2016
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The last straw

While I was at work an elderly couple was dining and the wife asked for a straw. When I brought two for the table her husband politely declined and then looked me dead in the eyes and said "that's the last straw"

I clapped as he chuckled and his wife groaned

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📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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My mom needed a new straw...

...because it had a hole in it.

Dad says: "yes it does, one on both ends."

Groan.

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👤︎ u/TooMuchJokes
📅︎ Feb 06 2014
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When You Have Only One Straw Left

That's the last straw.

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👤︎ u/qaddosh
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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How does straw greet?

"Hay".

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👤︎ u/Attikey
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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