Isn't that a straight pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
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"Dad, how did you trim the hedges so straight?" Me:

With cutting hedge technology!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobeskinator71
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Yesterday, there was a battle between the Pot Heads and the straight people of society....

And today, 4 21.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyKurts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.

Looks like I might have invisibility!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnglustPoet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Straight Outta Bhutan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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The sergeant asked the private to 'stand up straight'.

The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightmareRival
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual

At the end of the day, its night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What is a straight guy’s favorite kind of beans?

Lesbeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesenbooty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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When I get home my wife's underwear is coming straight off...

They're cutting right into my hips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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this one came straight from my dad

the invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admiral_tax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!

I’m drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...❀️❀️❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hustle_champ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.

Personally, I think it's neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adomoto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge

But then I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why are vegans more straight than non-vegeterians?

Because they dont like meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AagavOjha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Straight, neat, or on the rocks?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Fly straight and stay safe, boys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsAP0Verlord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A gay Rook is a Bishop because it isn't straight.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My bird nosedived straight into a running blender this morning...

All that’s left is shredded tweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?

All they had was biplanes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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So let me get this straight...

9♣️, 10β™₯️, J♦️, Q♣️, K♦️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postphysique
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line

Most of them would drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.

For him, it’s a touchy subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun

As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.

Any help would be appreciated!

Knife to be here in this community

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverpls599
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I thought my son was straight.

But then he got bi with a little help from his friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Think Straight Woody
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?

He was playing fortnite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebornIlluminati
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...

He Lear-ed at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4P4SUMRF
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Or just straight up color
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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i can't give you a straight answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/verything-time
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line

They’d all be a lot more comfortable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him

Want to find out how?

You do the Meth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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SLPT: If your priest or bishop is molesting your children, tell them to run away in a straight line as priests and bishops can only move diagonally. /r/ShittyLifeProTips/comm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heisenberg4269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonKast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Straight as a rainbow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl

Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?

Minstrel cramps.

Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight

At the end of the day, it's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedypanda4
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