Isn't that a straight pun?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
"Dad, how did you trim the hedges so straight?" Me:
With cutting hedge technology!!
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︎ May 03 2021
Yesterday, there was a battle between the Pot Heads and the straight people of society....
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︎ Apr 21 2021
After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.
Looks like I might have invisibility!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
If thereβs a line of gay people, itβs not a straight line...
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Straight Outta Bhutan
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︎ Mar 01 2021
The sergeant asked the private to 'stand up straight'.
The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."
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︎ Jan 30 2021
It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual
At the end of the day, its night
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What is a straight guyβs favorite kind of beans?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
When I get home my wife's underwear is coming straight off...
They're cutting right into my hips.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
this one came straight from my dad
the invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Im tired of being misunderstood and Iβm going to get straight to the point!
Iβm drawing a line in the sand.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Why are vegans more straight than non-vegeterians?
Because they dont like meat.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Straight, neat, or on the rocks?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Fly straight and stay safe, boys
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︎ Aug 21 2020
A gay Rook is a Bishop because it isn't straight.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
My bird nosedived straight into a running blender this morning...
All thatβs left is shredded tweet.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?
All they had was biplanes
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︎ Oct 17 2020
So let me get this straight...
9β£οΈ, 10β₯οΈ, Jβ¦οΈ, Qβ£οΈ, Kβ¦οΈ
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︎ Jul 30 2020
If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.
For him, itβs a touchy subject.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
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︎ May 19 2020
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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︎ Jun 08 2020
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I thought my son was straight.
But then he got bi with a little help from his friends.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Think Straight Woody
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...
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︎ May 22 2020
Straight
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Or just straight up color
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︎ Dec 19 2019
i can't give you a straight answer
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︎ Jul 03 2019
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
Theyβd all be a lot more comfortable
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him
Want to find out how?
You do the Meth!
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︎ Mar 29 2020
SLPT: If your priest or bishop is molesting your children, tell them to run away in a straight line as priests and bishops can only move diagonally.
/r/ShittyLifeProTips/commβ¦
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Straight as a rainbow
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.
Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)
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︎ Aug 26 2019
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
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