I think my orthodontist is a homophobe

Because he wants all my teeth straight

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📅︎ May 16 2019
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How to get your kids to give you their ice cream?

When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).

We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.

(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)

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📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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