A list of puns related to "Cephalometric Analysis"
hi guys, I know this photos are not hd and the labels of the cephalometric analysis are in Italian, but what do you guys think about my profile xray.
my main concerns are about improving soft tissue support, not having a negative canthal tilt and good cheekbones (i also need rhinoplasty so bad).
And the most important question: is my maxilla recessed?
https://preview.redd.it/lztahwuvkgg41.jpg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dff9ad0a937c652b93c2b15c22fb5bc04353c83
https://preview.redd.it/kubewyuvkgg41.jpg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8bbe7a28a37c5592827630399818d922d1ffba
https://preview.redd.it/e62ip0vvkgg41.jpg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16f222f217d15af55473686d4896ffa89265ff0
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Hi,
I recently went to a max fac surgeon to discuss jaw surgery. I had been told back when I was a kid that I was a borderline case for jaw surgery (I had a skeletal underbite). My underbite was fixed, or at least dentally camouflaged. I've recently experienced problems with my bite, my teeth in back no longer touch and my front teeth are chipping. I saw an orthodontist who stated that my ceph x ray was a little unusual. According to him my jaws are recessed, not enough to disrupt my airways (in fact my airways look fine according to the ortho), however, if I wanted to seek a 2nd opinion from a max fac, I could do so. The max fac analysed my ceph. He thinks a sliding genioplasty would improve my profile, however, bimax would likely be a step too far. I do see from the numbers he provided me that I deviate quite a bit from the norm on certain measurements (S-L mm, Y-Axis length, Upper lip to e-plane, etc...). Could somebody here explain to me exactly what this means in layman's terms? And also I do notice that my occlusal plane is very flat, is this an issue I should be concerned about?
Here is the picture https://i.imgur.com/1B6secV.jpg
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
There are two clinics, one is more expensive but asks me for a panoramic x-ray, cephalographic x-ray, cephalometric analysis. But there is another cheaper clinic that only asks me for a panoramic x-ray. In which one do I get braces?
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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