I have a home movie of an edwardscissorhands scene. It's the scene of him walking down the street. From a different angle then seen in the movie. I got this tape from someone who used to live in the area where it was filmed. Would this have any value?
My name is Edward Golden, I own and operate the handicapping service Right Angle Sports (http://www.handicapper.net, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_Angle_Sports). In an industry where almost nobody wins long term at profitable rates, we are one of the few who does.
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EDIT: Thanks for the questions. Stepping away for a bit, will check back later.
The Gashlycrumb Tinies is an alphabet book by Edward Gorey where each letter begins a line of verse about some child who died, often in a macabre or gothic way. “A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears, C is for Clara who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh”, and so on. It inspired me to write something similar about anti-vaxxers, and I finished that just in time for Sunday. Here it is :
A is for Alice who said, “It’s a hoax.”
B is for Brandon who told Covid jokes.
C is for Claire who put garlic on feet.
D is for Donald. Now that would be sweet.
E is for Erin who trusted Candace.
F is for Frank with his goatee in place.
G is for Gen who liked Holocaust memes.
H is for Hal who feared liberal schemes.
I is for Inez whose lungs got a rest.
J is for James who thought bleach would be best.
K is for Kyle who loved guns but not shots.
L is for Lynn who blamed Jews and their plots.
M is for Max, got the ultimate healing.
N is for Nina who boiled orange peeling.
O is for Orv who liked lions and eagles.
P is for Paula who’s scared of illegals.
Q is for Q who spread lies through the nation.
R is for Ralph who needs cash for cremation.
S is for Sharon, a mom of sixteen.
T is for Tim, saw the Mark in vaccines.
U is for Una, used zinc and aloe.
V is for Vic who called Harris a ho.
W is for Willow who wanted to wait.
X is for Xavier, kept spewing trans-hate.
Y is for Ying who wished Fauci was jailed.
Z is for Zoe whose prayer warriors failed.
ETA : Thank you all for the awards and comments!
#FT: Arsenal 2-0 Newcastle United
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (56'), Gabriel Martinelli (66')
Venue: Emirates Stadium
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Nuno Tavares, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Emile Smith Rowe, Bukayo Saka (Gabriel Martinelli), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Alexandre Lacazette), Martin Ødegaard.
Subs: Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Rob Holding, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah, Kieran Tierney, Bernd Leno.
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Newcastle United
Martin Dúbravka, Fabian Schär, Jamaal Lascelles, Matt Ritchie (Miguel Almirón), Emil Krafth, Joe Willock, Jonjo Shelvey (Isaac Hayden), Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser, Joelinton (Jacob Murphy), Callum Wilson.
Subs: Javier Manquillo, Sean Longstaff, Ciaran Clark, Jeff Hendrick, Karl Darlow, Jamal Lewis.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
44' Matt Ritchie (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
48' Emil Krafth (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Goal! Arsenal 1, Newcastle United 0. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from a difficult angle on the left to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Nuno Tavares.
63' Jamaal Lascelles (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
64' Substitution, Arsenal. Gabriel Martinelli replaces Bukayo Saka because of an injury.
66' Goal! Arsenal 2, Newcastle United 0. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the top left corner. Assisted by Takehiro Tomiyasu.
67' Substitution, Newcastle United. Miguel Almirón replaces Matt Ritchie.
67' Substitution, Newcastle United. Jacob Murphy replaces Joelinton.
76' Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
76' Substitution, Arsenal. Alexandre Lacazette replaces Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
85' Substitution, Arsenal. Mohamed Elneny replaces Thomas Partey.
89'
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The proceeding is a transcription of events as I recorded them in a digital diary.
I was jerked awake this morning by my car rocking violently as the result of a semi passing a little too close for comfort. It was still night time when I decided to pull off the road in the middle of Death Valley to get some sleep. That was 4 hours ago. Guess I needed it more than I thought, but I’m not surprised; I had been driving for almost 40 of the 55 hours that I’ve been cramped up in my car. I rubbed my eyes and put the car in gear.
My brother’s death came conveniently during my summer break making me the last remaining Pichler. I left him and my dad a year ago and went to college – community college in Brstol, just outside of Philly. I had to get as far away from them, their weirdness, their obsession with the desert, their lack of motivation to do anything with their lives, and… that mine. It was always like father-son bonding activity to go stare at the entrance of the mine, and by father-son, I mean my brother and my dad – I went with them once and watched them just stare at it for a few hours in near silence, then we left. I didn’t see the point, so I just stayed home after that.
Dad went missing the day I told him that I had received a federal loan to go to school in Pennsylvania and was found to have been involved in a hit and run five days later. He wasn’t in a car when he was hit. He seemed to be just wondering around the desert on some state road in the middle of nowhere. His body had apparently been obliterated by the collision and, at a cursory glance, unrecognizable as even human.
Unknown to me at the time, I reported him missing on the very day they found his body. It took about a week, but the state police finally put two and two together and requested DNA samples from his tooth brush and identified the body as Henry Allan Pichler, my father.
My brother, on the other hand, seemed to have just gone insane in the time between my old man’s death and his own. He was about 6 years younger than me. He was 20, but to him and my dad, I was treated as his inferior – like a younger sibling. He was caught breaking and entering in the nearest town to the house we grew up in. He had woken the inhabitants when the door to their bedroom squeaked open and there he was – knife in hand and a surprised look when they turned on their bedside lamp. He panicked and tried to flee, but tripped and landed his dumbass on the knife. That’s not what killed him though. He
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Dundee United 2-1 Ross County
Dundee United scorers: Nicholas Clark (74' PEN, 90'+1')
Ross County scorers: Regan Charles-Cook (53')
Venue: Tannadice Park
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Dundee United
Benjamin Siegrist, Calum Butcher, Ryan Edwards, Scott McMann, Kieran Freeman, Dylan Levitt, Ian Harkes, Jeando Fuchs Louis Appere, Marc McNulty Nicholas Clark, Tony Watt, Peter Pawlett Ilmari Niskanen.
Subs: Lewis Neilson, Declan Glass, Adrián Sporle, Carljohan Eriksson, Chris Mochrie, Archie Meekison.
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Ross County
Ashley Maynard-Brewer, Alex Iacovitti, Declan Drysdale, Blair Spittal Kayne Ramsay, Jake Vokins, Connor Randall, Harrison Patton Jack Baldwin, Ross Callachan, Regan Charles-Cook, Dominic Samuel Joseph Hungbo, Jordan White.
Subs: Jack Burroughs, Ben Paton, Matthew Wright, Ross Laidlaw, Keith Watson, Adam Mackinnon.
MATCH STATS | via BBC
| Dundee United | Ross County | |
|---|---|---|
| Possession | 61% | 39% |
| Shots | 24 | 13 |
| Shots on Target | 5 | 5 |
| Corners | 6 | 6 |
| Fouls | 10 | 14 |
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
38' Blair Spittal (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Substitution, Ross County. Jack Baldwin replaces Harrison Paton.
50' Jack Baldwin (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
53' Goal! Dundee United 0, Ross County 1. Regan Charles-Cook (Ross County) right footed shot from a difficult angle on the left to the high centre of the goal.
54' Substitution, Dundee United. Nicky Clark replaces Marc McNulty.
55' Substitution, Dundee United. Ilmari Niskanen replaces Peter Pawlett.
61' Substitution, Ross County. Joseph Hungbo replaces Dominic Samuel.
61' Substitution, Ross County. Kayne Ramsay replaces Blair Spittal.
63' Kieran Freeman (Dundee United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
73' Declan Drysdale (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.
... keep reading on reddit ➡Your 13-minute Thursday briefing in 3390 words.
##Armenia pressures Azerbaijan to pull back troops before border demarcation, "no restrictions on Karabakh status"
Azerbaijan: Armenia is demanding unacceptable preconditions for starting the demarcation. //
Armenia: Wrong. We're talking about implementing the agreements we had reached earlier.
As the tripartite Sochi statement reads, the sides agreed to take steps to improve the border safety and advance to the formation of a demarcation commission. An agreement to withdraw troops in mirrored fashion was reaffirmed in Brussels on December 14.
We should launch the border demarcation process ASAP, based on the agreements mentioned above. //
Security Council chief Grigoryan: There should be a mirrored withdrawal of troops and deployment of border guards, based on Soviet maps [no Armenian villages would find themselves in "buffer zone", he added]. The formation of favorable conditions will help us start the border demarcation process.
##.... Grigoryan about a possible peace agreement:
To have a peace agreement, we must find a solution to the Karabakh conflict under the OSCE format. There should be no restrictions on the status of Karabakh. Border demarcation and lifting of the blockade will pave way for a peace agreement.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1073466.html https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1073509.html https://youtu.be/bSPEujXOu9c?t=300
##Parliament leader Alen Simonyan met Nancy Pelosi in Washington
Simonyan presented the work done towards strengthening democracy and the rule of law, anti-corruption, free elections.
He noted that in 2018-2021 Armenia has improved its score in the Transparency International’s Corruption Perception Index, shifting from 35 to 49, and that the Freedom House estimated that the global freedom index has registered positive growth. The sides reaffirmed that democracy is one of the key pillars of the Armenian-American partnership.
Simonyan spoke about the efforts to establish long-term peace in the region. He condemned Azerbaijan's threats and encroachments against Armenia's territory. The sides agreed that the final settlement should be achieved only under OSCE.
Simonyan expressed gratitude to Speaker Pelosi and her all colleagues for their valuable contributions to the recognition of the Armenian Genocide. Nancy Pelosi was bestowed with an Order of Honor on the occasion of the 30th anniversary of the establis
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
You can't spell tough without Marchand - video -
Marchand seems to be managing well
PLD seemingly injures Grz - video -
Some frantic moments in front of rask
Quadzilla scores! 1-1 - video -
Carlo fight - video -
_end of first period jets 2. Bruins 1.
Jack's neely story - video -
COYLE TIES IT! 2-2 - video -
Jets to the box for interference
Smart play by debrusk leads to a chance
Coyle steals the puck and makes some great moves
Bergy moves marchand during the faceoff, wins and passes straight to him
Coyle moves behind the net and passes to debrusk for a chance
Brad marchand the celtics new point guard with the hops
End of 2nd period bruins 2. Jets 2
Mcavoy flashes a smile to the crowd before the puck drops
[Coyle sent through a p
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
The doctor says it terminal.
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
first off, thank you all for your help in editing this, i have dyscalculia and so dates are tricky for me sometimes so your eyes were so helpful in spotting mistakes. i have taken all your edits and popped them in. if the mods would like to add this to the side bar, i would be honoured. thanks again everyone xx
The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc
- If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.
1965
- James Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link
1966
- Michelle Annette Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link
1982
- Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.
- Michelle is saved.
- Jim-Bob and Michelle first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michelle, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michelle admits not remembering this meeting.
1983
- Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michelle to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.
- In May of this year, Jim Bob graduated from Shiloh Christian High School.
- On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.
1984
- Michelle graduates high school.
- Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lake Fort Smith in Arkansas, but cut their trip short to begin work on their new home.
- Michelle begins using birth control
1988
Births
- Joshua James Duggar is born on the 03/03/1988
Life Events
- Michelle continues taking the birth control pill
1989
Births
- Michelle miscarries Caleb Ryan on the 23/01/1989
Life Events
- Michelle and Jim Bob believe that birth control contributes to the miscarriage, and stop using all forms of birth control.
1990
Births
- Jana Marie and John David Duggar are born on the 12/01/1990
1991
Births
- Jill Michelle Duggar is born on the 17/05/1991
1992
Births
- Jessa Lauren Duggar is born on the 04/11/1992
L
... keep reading on reddit ➡They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
#FT: Arsenal 2-0 Newcastle United
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (56'), Gabriel Martinelli (66')
Venue: Emirates Stadium
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Nuno Tavares, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Emile Smith Rowe, Bukayo Saka (Gabriel Martinelli), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Alexandre Lacazette), Martin Ødegaard.
Subs: Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Rob Holding, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah, Kieran Tierney, Bernd Leno.
^____________________________
Newcastle United
Martin Dúbravka, Fabian Schär, Jamaal Lascelles, Matt Ritchie (Miguel Almirón), Emil Krafth, Joe Willock, Jonjo Shelvey (Isaac Hayden), Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser, Joelinton (Jacob Murphy), Callum Wilson.
Subs: Javier Manquillo, Sean Longstaff, Ciaran Clark, Jeff Hendrick, Karl Darlow, Jamal Lewis.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
44' Matt Ritchie (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
48' Emil Krafth (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Goal! Arsenal 1, Newcastle United 0. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from a difficult angle on the left to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Nuno Tavares.
63' Jamaal Lascelles (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
64' Substitution, Arsenal. Gabriel Martinelli replaces Bukayo Saka because of an injury.
66' Goal! Arsenal 2, Newcastle United 0. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the top left corner. Assisted by Takehiro Tomiyasu.
67' Substitution, Newcastle United. Miguel Almirón replaces Matt Ritchie.
67' Substitution, Newcastle United. Jacob Murphy replaces Joelinton.
76' Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
76' Substitution, Arsenal. Alexandre Lacazette replaces Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
85' Substitution, Arsenal. Mohamed Elneny replaces Thomas Partey.
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He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
