Tooth Root Puns

I had to pull it out of him.

I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB

I had to get a root canal at the dentist the other day and the dentist told me that I could either keep my tooth and get a root canal (more expensive) or just get the tooth pulled and replaced by something else (a bit less expensive). He then asked me what I wanted to do.

I told him I'd like to keep my tooth; I've become pretty attached to it.