We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management.
It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.
Why did the man buy a tire storage center?
This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage
He was a stellar cellar seller
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
How do you know if an IT Storage Engineer is doing their job?
Because the are making a beeping noise - beep! beep! beep! because they are are backing up.
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
What do you call a high quality meat storage device?
Dad and I were building a storage shed. His pocket starts to beep until I got annoyed. I said “Dad, what is that beeping? Turn it off!”
He pulls out a handheld plastic device and says “Sorry kiddo, I left my Stud Finder on.”
Have you heard about data storage in DNA?
I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.
Hey nice storage bag! Thank you!
Why couldn't the computer that was out of storage space have a successful music career?
It didn't have enough gigs
In my town, there was a court case between a husband and wife about who owned an outdoor storage building.
In the end, the judge dismissed it because the only evidence was "he shed, she shed".
My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
I have a half dozen numbered storage ‘bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
What do you call a storage room that abuses drugs?
So I wanted to publish my book on how to maximize storage usage in your kitchen.
But the publisher refused saying they could not publish illegal material. Stupid anti counter fitting laws.
What do you call a Spanish energy storage device?
I was going to open up a factory to make kitchen storage furniture
But on closer inspection, it seemed counter productive.
What do you call storage containers for breast implant production?
Tanks for the Mammaries...
My dad insisted that I post this here...
I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.
Me: Dad, do you need these?
Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!
Bonus rebuttal!
My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?
Yesterday a woman got on my elevator rolling a couple of winter radials to put in storage...
I looked at her and said, "you look tired... two tired"
It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".
You'd think it would be a data storage device.
My Grandpa said this when going past a self-storage place.
"Who the hell would want to store themselves?"
What's the oldest known unit of binary data storage?
My father on iCloud storage...
Me: dad, I need your credit card for $0.99 to buy 20gb of iCloud storage for my phone.
Dad: shakes head in confusion You need what?
Me: I need $1 for iCloud storage...
Dad: I can see why you would need it in the summer, but it's winter and there are plenty of clouds in the sky...
What do you call a storage room that abuses drugs?
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