If you throw a stick of dynamite and it returns to you and blew up in your face, then I will call this one, the “BOOM-erang”.
Purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say "remove cap & push up bottom"
I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely
Why did not one single celebrity stick up for Chris Rock after he got slapped?
Because, Everybodyy haaaates Chris
What kind of ammunition does a criminal use during a stick up?
robber bullets
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
Did you hear about the stick up on the bridge?
I threw it there.
A lady walks up to a man, who happens to be holding a giant stick. She proceeds to ask him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He replies, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
