Sex is a misdemeanor.

The more I misdemeanor I get.

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My dad's political joke at a circus show

He says to me, the name of the White House's circus would be "High Clowns and Misdemeanors"

You know what they say, "elect a clown and expect a circus!"

BONUS JOKE: "If I wanted to see clowns dance, I'd go to the Disco"

He said all three of these jokes to me in the space of a minute

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