I have connections with private investigators in Conway. They will not extradite for striking a sub, but they will extradite for stealing our content
they can't remember a time before newspapers, model t cars, henry ford, walt disney 2.0, lightbulbs were v popular affordable, Titanic era, etc
Heads up Whiskagoans, Garfields in Palatine has Larceny Barrel Proof on the shelf.
You realize we’re not actually robbing this place, right? Lumy asked as she hovered above Eve’s hand-drawn map of Annie’s bank.
“Not even a little?”
Eve, no. How does one rob someplace a little?
“You leave stuff behind, obviously,” Eve answered. “Instead of robbing them a lot, you’re robbing them a little.”
I’m not robbing anybody, Lumy replied. And neither are you.
“That’s no fun.”
We’re not here to have fun.
“That’s where you’re wrong.” Eve snapped her fingers. “Everywhere I go, I go to have fun. It turns out, you can have fun anywhere.”
Lumy flashed yellow. Now think about how much easier things would be if you stopped having fun and took things seriously for five minutes.
“This is serious,” Eve insisted. “Burnout’s a serious problem, and the best way to combat it is to have some serious fun.”
We’re not robbing the bank.
“Of course not,” Eve said. “We’re robbing the safe deposit boxes.”
No.
“C’mon, don’t tell me you’re not at least a little curious what they keep in there. What do hive minds find valuable enough to store like that? How secure do things need to be in a city with less than a hundred unique consciousnesses? Are they afraid another hive mind is going to rob them? Do hive minds commit grand larceny?”
Clearly they should be concerned someone is going to rob them, because someone is apparently planning on it.
“Only a little,” Eve murmured.
A little robbery is still robbery! Lumy sent. If you really wanna know what’s in those safe deposit boxes, I can phase through one and tell you. Or, alternatively, have you considered just asking?
Eve stopped short. “You think that would work?”
Lumy sent an image of a human shrugging. Potentially. I have no idea if hive minds keep secrets, but a simple question seems like a good first step before jumping straight to larceny.
“Hold that thought.” Eve darted from the emptied-out domicile Dave had lent her to step out into the sunny street. She walked up to the first drone she saw. “Hi, I’m sorry if this is a weird question, but I took a tour of Annie’s bank this morning and I was wondering what sorts of things Zandith minds keep in safe deposit boxes.”
The drone turned up her scaly palms. “I can’t speak for the others, but mine’s got my recipe books in it. If one of the others got their hands on those, my restaurants wou
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Hint: You save the day. Literally.
Hint2: there is nothing like a police force to stop you. Also, except for religious sacrilege and identity theft, you're really fulfilling your duty as you do those things.
New account. JN demands to fly granddaughter solo for holiday visit, featuring boundary stomping and petulant behavior by JN.
RECORD SCRATCH: " This is a woman who ran her account in to the negatives and filed larceny charges against me just so she could get the money back. "
Wut. Ineffective DH has "mastered that dance by age 6. "Turkey Sauce
