A defendant wants to take the stand.

The judge says, "You might as well take the stand. According to your record of thefts and the current larceny charges against you, it appears that you've already taken about everything else."

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📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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They called this one inmate in prison Superman

Yeah, you can say with all the time he was doing for burglary and larceny, that he was the "man of steal."

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What the the grave robber who stole from Tom Petty’s burial site get charged with?

Petty Larceny.

I know, too soon.

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📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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Someone stole my bologna

It was bland larceny

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📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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