Got my roommate while he was playing grand theft auto
He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.
CJ's teacher wondered why he didn't perform very well in the PEs test.
After all, all he had to do was to follow the damn train!
My Dad's response to a GTA pursuit.
Mom: "He's going so slow, why don't they just pull in front of him?"
Me: "if it's grand theft auto they might be worried he's armed."
Dad: "Well of course he's armed."
Me: "How can you be sure?"
Dad: "Well he can't drive with no arms!"
