Grand theft bakery
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📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Got my roommate while he was playing grand theft auto

He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.

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📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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CJ's teacher wondered why he didn't perform very well in the PEs test.

After all, all he had to do was to follow the damn train!

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📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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My Dad's response to a GTA pursuit.

Mom: "He's going so slow, why don't they just pull in front of him?"

Me: "if it's grand theft auto they might be worried he's armed."

Dad: "Well of course he's armed."

Me: "How can you be sure?"

Dad: "Well he can't drive with no arms!"

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📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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