Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
Son: “What crime would I be charged with if I broke into the Capitol and planted a forest?”
Dad: “Well I’m no legal expert, but I suspect there’d be some trees in there.”
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
I've been charged with murdering a man with sandpaper.
But, to be honest, I just intended to rough him up a bit.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?
Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?
She was arrested by The Special Branch.
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
I’ve just been charged for killing a man using sandpaper
In my defence I only intended to rough him up a little bit
I'm charged up to post this
What was the electron charged with?
Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?
Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...
It was after a 30-day trial.
I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.
I thought, “Wow, what a cheapskate!”
John was gay and he killed his partner. What was he charged with?
Why did the vulture get charged extra on the airplane?
He had an excessive amount of carrion luggage.
Apparently there was an almond charged with aggravated assault.
I get the police do a lot of good, but I don’t know how I feel about them busting a nut in public.
Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?
If someone dies while you’re tickling them, would you be charged with murder…
Luckily he wasn't charged
I charged my satnav from an AC/DC charger...
Now I'm on a highway to hell
I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!
Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
Did you hear about the atom that got charged?
It's a pretty ionic story
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
Can the barber be charged with battery on this?
What do you call a positively charged seal?
Where was the bunny taken when he was charged with assault and battery?
They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert
I ate my food with a charged fork
My food tasted smoky but least I got a shock out of it
The driver was charged by police for driving taxi under influence of alcohol.
Police said he was intaxicated
Guilty as charged
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I was charged with accidentally killing a man with sandpaper.
I didn't mean too. All I wanted to do was rough him up a bit.
Ive been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper
I only intended to rough him up abit
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