What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?

Sea stars are doin' it for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I saw a quintet of starfish at the bar last night.

Pretty good band, five stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewsafrewski
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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These fish puns will make you drown in laughter

What are fish that star in movies called?

Starfish

How do you tuna fish?

Adjust their scales

What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?

You need to clam down

That's enough fish puns for today

We should scale back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TstoDmk615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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The boy was watching a nature documentary yesterday...

and he watches a starfish eating it's prey. So I asked, "How does he know which sea creatures to eat. I mean, does he know which ones are a friend and which are anenome?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
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