I thought it might be illuminating to do a dive into what Tom Delonge says he believes after talking to his "advisers". I've taken this from the following interview https://youtu.be/nDlZ4iK0NSo and my own read of the first Secret Machines novel. I'm sure others have much more to share so love to hear more. I am not vouching for it's truth it's completely insane and profoundly frightening if true, but thought you might be interested in seeing this given his pedigree so far .

As others have reported these advisers are allegedly senior generals and figures in the US intelligence services and the military industrial complex. It seems clear to me he does have these contacts based on his known contacts and the information TTSA have got out so far including senatorial briefings, as well as the Navy acknowledgement of UFO's and lately partnership with the US Army. Please also see RedPandaKoala's excellent video and Kiwi's notes (which I've just discovered) - search " delonge notes" in this sub.

Now here's the wild stuff. Buckle up!

He claims:

The Wider Reality:

• the universe is teeming with intelligent life of all kinds.

• Malevolent ET's are present on Earth have been manipulating humanity for most if not all of our history. The advisors refer to them as The Others.

• they may not be aliens as we understand them and are linked to consciousness, or can master consciousness which is the greater reality we haven't learned to tap into yet.

• they are parasitical, they feed on human conflict and negativity.

• they have inspired world religions for the purpose of dividing us.

• They have done so by posing as Gods and providing religious messages from the heavens

• They can also implant visions and ideas directly into our minds.

• Telepathy is real and the universe is essentially what we might best term "magical".

• the people in charge of the cover up believe that the world religious scriptures are based on real events involving manipulation by the Others for the purpose of creating competing belief systems to keep us divided and at war.

• The state of human society is fundamentally unnatural and the product of this persistent manipulation.

• human civilisation has risen and fallen in cycles that go back way longer than we currently accept.

• its likely these cycles have been initiated by the ET visitors.

-his advisers consider the possibility that Atlantis may have existed, That this was one of the high points of one of these cycles when humans had d

We know the only way to breed them in the games is with Ditto, but I was thinking, this can't be the ONLY way they reproduce. I mean, Ditto is only found in a few remote places (plus I support the theory that Ditto is a Mew experiment, so they would definitely have to have a pre-ditto way of reproducing). Also, how does Ditto itself reproduce?

One thought I had is that Pokemon breed differently in captivity then they do in the wild. We know Pokemon breed differently under different circumstances such as incense breeding. In fact, according to some sources, Pokemon in Day Cares don't breed the "natural way" at all, but rather eggs just appear from nowhere It's possible that for Day Care breeding all you need is the power of love, eaither by having two compatible Pokemon of the opposite sex, or by Ditto, where the Pokemon falls in love with itself.

Genderless Pokemon

For genderless Pokemon (including ditto), my guess is that they breed asexually. One such Pokemon is Staryu, which is based on a starfish which breeds asexually.

Man-made Pokemon like Baltoy and Golett might create more of themselves the way the ancient human creators did. Many Baltoys get some clay and make another Baltoy, then they bring it to life.

I would go though every genderless Pokemon, but there's no need, we get the picture. Though if there is a specific genderless Pokemon (minus legendries) that you would like me to disscuss, just say in the comments section.

Male-only Pokemon

Male-only Pokemon is where things get tricky. Thankfully there's not that many. firstly, lets forget pokemon that are part of a two-gendered evolution family (like Gallade), that have confirmed female counterparts (like Volbeat) or that are legendary. Let's also group evolution families together as one species to keep things simple.

We are left with six families. Tauros, the Hitmons, Rufflet, Sawk, Throh and Impadimp.

Going with the idea that Pokemon breed differently in the Day Care then in the wild. My guess is that Tauros, Rufflet and Impadimp actually do have female counterparts in the form of Miltank, Vullaby and Hatenna respectively. Most of these Pokemon potential pairings are found in the same areas, the exception being Kantos Tauris population, although they are found in the Safari Zone, suggesting they may have been imported. This theory would also give these three female-only Pokemon a way of reproducing without having to look for random male pokemon to breed with. However, this only wor

Why YSK: Both male and female genitals have areas that need to be cleaned and areas that need to be left largely alone. Not cleaning can cause issues, infections, and smelly buildups. Cleaning too much, or in areas best left alone, can also cause issues and infections, and a bunch of other problems besides. Plus, your sexual partners will thank you for the proper care and hygiene.

Men, or people with a penis: If you're circumcised; wash your penis and testicles gently with a mild soap. Stay out of the urethra, especially with soap. Make sure you get into any skin folds where yeast and bacteria can build up. Please wash your balls, especially if you have anyone who hangs out down there sometimes. They get smelly, even if you don't notice. Generally though, you have the "ez clean" version of genitals.

If you're intact: same as above (and wash your balls!), only be sure to gently retract your foreskin and clean under and behind the ridge along your glans/head of penis. If you're through puberty and retracting your foreskin is difficult or painful, see a doctor about it, but keep trying to gently retract the foreskin and to clean out any buildup behind. Gentle retraction will usually eventually help loosen the foreskin and allow you to clean behind the glans.

If you're not through puberty, then you can try and start gently retracting your foreskin, but do not force it (and don't let any adults/doctors forcibly retract it either!). As you progress towards puberty, the foreskin will slowly separate from the glans of your penis. Forcibly retracting your foreskin can cause tears on the glans and in the skin. Until the foreskin and the glans have separated, buildup and bacteria can not get in behind (at least not to the same degree as they can after puberty). Cleaning gently with soap while trying to gently retract your foreskin as much as you comfortably can will allow you to clean it well enough while also gently stretching the foreskin.

Phimosis (the inability to fully retract the foreskin) is a thing that happens more than guys might realize and can lead to issues like a buildup of smegma under the foreskin and behind the glans, which can smell really bad. Or infections, such as balanitis (yep, that's the actual name) that can cause pain, swelling and discharge. Phimosis is common and easily treated, usually with a topical cream prescribed by your doctor, rarely with a minor surgical procedure, even more rarely with circumcision.

Women, or people wi

This is the last chapter we'll have with Andrew's main story for probably a good while, so let's make it a good one huh?

I hope you enjoy!

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"This seems like more than just a get-together." I said, looking over the ocean of former champions.

It was like looking at Times Square... times five.

Hyun was up at a podium overlooking the massive throng, she then cleared her throat, and a sound system kicked into life, producing a clear but not overbearing sound all around the area.

"Hello champions, thank you all for coming to the post-round banquet! We have plenty of refreshments suited to each of your dietary needs. If you need to use the facilities, there are a set for each thirteen quebs, so you shouldn't ever have to walk very far. Make sure to mingle and have a good time, but just remember..."

Suddenly, the entire room started to shake and the sounds of lightning flared up from outside the complex.

"If you start any fights or do anything else unsavory, I will erase you from existence where you stand, and not even your gods will be able to save you."

Then, just as if it had never happened at all, the ground stopped shaking and the lightning subsided. "Have a good time everyone!"

Hyun then put down the microphone and walked away from the podium.

For a little bit, everyone was a little too scared to move, but over time, everyone relaxed and it became a pretty average party, albeit large.

I scanned the crowd for familiar faces and found a few, but before I could, I heard the sound of a slap, followed by Hund yelping.

I turned to see Hund nursing his hand and Ayula with a semi-aggressive posture. "Hund, I told you, your punishment is no food until I've forgiven you."

"Honestly I saw all of this food and just forgot... I mean, there's some traditional Fifska meals here, and after so long-"

Ayula chuckled. "Well, I'll make sure to stick around you so that your punishment is administered properly."

Hund chuckled too. "I'm glad to hear that... or at least most of that."

Not far

Legendary Pets

-Aussie Egg - 25k/30k

• Golden Mummy Cat - 22k/30k

• Fossil Egg x2 - 20k each

-Ocean egg x2 - 15k/18k

Ultra-Rares

-Albino bat x2 (both fg) - 20k each

• Bees x11 (2 Fg) - 8k/16k Each

• Clownfish x5 - 5k/10k Each

• Ginger Cat x4 - 5k/8k Each

• Ladybugs x7 - 5k/8k Each

• Lunar Ox x5 - 2k/5k Each

• Penguin - 5k/8k

• Red Panda x18 Each( 2 Fg) - 5k/8k Each

• Squirrel - 6k/8k

• Shiba Inu x7 - 4k/5k Each

• Sloth x2 - 5k/8k Each

• Toucan x8 - 6k/15k Each (1 fr + fg, 1 r + fg, 2 fr, 1 r)

• Yeti - 8k/12k ON HOLD

Rare

• Beaver x6 - 5k/6k Each

• Bunny x9 - 4k/5k Each

• Emu x5 - 6k/12k Each

• Lynx x5 - 6k/15k Each

• Monkey x20 - 5k/8k Each

• Narwal x8 - 5k Each

• Ox x10 - 2.5k Each

• Rabbit x12 - 4k Each (1 Fg)

• Rat x8 - 5k/7k Eaxh

• Reindeer - 18k

• Sashquach x2 - 4k/5k Each

• Snow Puma x9 - 4.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Mammoth x6 - 5k/8k Each

-ladybug x7 - 5k/8k

-shiba inu x11 - 4k each

-starfish x5 - 4.5k each

Uncommon

• Bat x4 - 5k Each (1 Fg)

• Chocolate Lab x26 - 2k Each (2 Fg)

• Crab x5 - 5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dingo x17 - 3.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dolphin x5 - 5k Each

• Fennec Fox x28 - 3k Each (1 Fg)

Common

• Kirin x7 - 5.5k Each

• Puma x42 - 2k Each

• Snow Cat x43 - 2k Each

• Snow Man x3 - 5k Each

• Wolf x4 - 7k Each

• r wolf - 8k

• Bandicoot x51 - 1.5k Each (3 Fg)

• Cat x67 - 1.5k Each

• Buffalo x30 - 1.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dog x32 - 1.5k Each

• Ground Sloth x13 - 4k/5k Each (1 Fg)

• Otter x27 - 2k Each

• Stingray x4 - 2k/3k Each

• Tasmanian Tiger x5 - 2k Each

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Mm2

• Alex - nyp

• green - nyp

-high tech - nyp

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On bloxburg I have :

62k bbc (probs more) For rh

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Robux : 658 + a £10 gc

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#ALL PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE!

TRYING TO GO SECOND!

YOU CAN OFFER ITEMS.

CREDS TO u/WilmaTheUnicorn For The Idea <3

I posted here yesterday and feel like a spammer, so apologies first.

I'm almost done with The Dragon Never Sleeps by Glen Cook. I was going to start Starfishers but I came across the Gap Cycle which sounds pretty good to.

If you have read both what would you recommend reading first?

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Butchers, bakers, and candlestick-makers, happy Toy Day. Hope whatever you do or don’t celebrate you are having a peaceful ending to 2021! A little earlier than usual, Pocket Camp has already dropped its update for the first half of January 2022, allowing a sneak peek of its traditional festive and frosty fare. Perhaps it looks too similar to previous Januaries, but surely there are those among us who can get over that fact (myself excluded). Thanks as always to Miranda for help with banners, Bassieeee for help with text, hammilime for help with seasonal rewards and cookie textures, Soleil for some dialogue research, and everyone else who helped sort out this update’s contents! Very sadly there is no room for tip screens again, so they will all be found in the pinned comment!

Twitter preview for January 2022 in Pocket Camp—now worth postage!

Official event schedule for January 2022 in Pocket Camp

• Version Codes

  • v4.4.2d was ce2f2, v4.4.2e is 88c28.
  • This is a client-side update that should not require downloading a new app version.

• New Creatures

  • Oh, no! After four months of fall critters, I was hoping winter’s flocks would shake things up a bit more. Instead, this season is largely a blast from the past with many returning bugs and fish. Our two brand-new-comers are the splendid alfonsino (an unrequested uncommon and an appealing relative of the red snapper), and the guildfordia yoka, a sea snail responsible for our new common requested shell that appears to be… well, I dunno, looks like some kinda alien organ bone to me. We’re also seeing for the first time as a regular bug the scarab beetle from one of last January’s goals events, and as one last minor twist, the king olive flounder and king dab are sharing two sides of the same sea for once, making the king red snapper a no-show for the first time since its addition mid-2019. Requested creatures are the same as last winter, meaning if you want to get rid of some fall creatures you were stockpiling, you can get rid of these six retiring requested fauna from the fall: squid, **pac

Common pets:

Robin

Chicken

Uncommon pets:

Black Panther

Blue Dog

Capybara

Drake

Glyptodon

Meerkat

Pink Cat

Silly Duck

Stegosaurus

Wild Boar

Rare pets:

Bunny

Dilophosaurus

Elephant

Shrew

Hyena

Australian Kelpie

Lynx

Musk Ox

Polar Bear

Reindeer

Rhino

Swan

Husky

Summer Walrus

Woolly Mammoth

Ultra-Rare pets:

Arctic Fox

Bee

Business Monkey

Crocodile

Hedgehog

Flamingo

Ginger Cat

Horse

Lamb

Panda

Starfish

Toy Monkey

Turkey

Puffin

Zombie Buffalo

Also they can be regular/neon/mega I don't mind

Looking for -

• Neon Cerberus
• Neon Dodos
• Neon Dragons
• Neon Frost Furies
• Neon Golden Penguins
• Neon King Bees
• Neon Snow Owls
• Neon T-rexes

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Trading - Pets

Legendary

• 5 Aussie eggs, 3 untouched.
• 31 Fossil eggs, all untouched.
• Goldhorn - Newborn
• 8 Metal Oxen - All Newborn
• 1 Ocean egg, untouched.
• 2 Robo Dogs - Newborn, Teen
• FR Skele-Rex - Teen
• 4 Skele-Rex - 3 Newborn, 1 Pre-teen

Ultra-Rare

• 7 Albino Bats - All Newborn? [ I think some are Junior / Pre-teen ]
• Bee - Newborn
• Business Monkey - Newborn
• 10 Clownfish - All Newborn
• 2 Deinonychus - All Newborn
• Frog - Newborn
• 6 Normal Ghost Bunnies - Teen, 2 Pre-teen, 3 Newborn
• 1 Ride Ghost Bunny - Newborn
• 10 Ginger Cats - 3 Pre-teen, 2 Junior, 5 Newborn
• Neon Ginger Cat - Flare [ Teen ]
• 4 Halloween Skele Dogs - All Newborn
• Fly Horse - Teen
• 4 Ladybugs - All Newborn
• Ride Llama - Full Grown
• 29 Lunar Oxen - All Newborn
• Ride Panda - Post-teen
• Panda - Pre-teen
• 8 Penguins - 1 Teen, 1 Pre-teen, 6 Newborn
• Platypus - Newborn
• 4 Red Pandas - All Newborn
• Squirrel - Pre-teen
• 3 Sabertooths - All Newborn
• 5 Shina Inus - All Newborn
• 3 Ride Sloths - 2 Full Grown, 1 Pre-teen
• 18 St Bernards - All Newborn [ I think? 1 or 2 may be junior and up ]
• 2 Starfish - All Newborn
• 3 Toucan - All Newborn
• Ride Toucan - Newborn
• 5 Toy Monkeys - 2 Teen, 2 Junior, 1 idk
• Yeti - Newborn
• R Yeti - Idk

Rare

• 9 Australian Kelpies - All Newborn
• 6 Beavers - All Newborn
• Bunny - Newborn
• 2 Dilophosaurus - All Newborn
• 6 Emus - All Newborn
• Halloween White Mummy Cat - Newborn
• 2 Huskies - All Newborn
• 3 Lynx - All Newborn
• 9 Monkeys - All Newborn
• 2 Musk Ox - All Newborn
• Neon Narwhal - Twinkle [ Junior ]
• 9 Narwhal - All Newborn
• Neon Ox - Flare [ Teen ]
• 97 Oxen - All Newborn
• Pterodactyl - Newborn
• 8 Rats - All Newborn
• Reindeer - Post-teen

Uncommon

• 9 Uplift Butterflies - All Newborn
• 2 Bats - All Newborn
• 3 Chocolate Labs - All Newborn
• 12 Dingos - All Newborn
• Drake - Junior
• 8 Fennec Fox - All Newborn
• 6 Halloween Black Mummy Cats - All Newborn
• 5 Pumas - All Newborn
• Snowman - Newborn
• Stegosaurus - Newborn
• Triceratops - Newborn
• Wild Boar - Newborn

Common

• 3 Bandicoots - All Newborn
• 17 Buffalos - Unsure of ages, I'm pretty sure majority is Newborn
• 16 Cats - Unsure of ages, I'm pretty sure majority is Newborn
• Cracked egg
• 7 Robins - 1 Teen, 1 Pre-teen, 5 Newborn

Tra

Do your worst!

ROBOT MASTERS TO MAVERICKS

MEGA MAN 1

• CUT MAN - Scratch Antelope, has razor-sharp antlers on his head instead of scissors
• BOMB MAN - Bombard Beetle, shoots and airdrops orbs of explosive liquid at you
• ICE MAN - Polar Ursa, fun fact, ursa is the scientific name for bear
• FIRE MAN - Flamestripe Zebra, shoots fire projectiles that move in a zig-zag pattern
• OIL MAN - Frack Plankton, plankton are used to make oil
• ELEC MAN - Electron Eel, fight takes place in water, he makes a field of electricity around himself
• TIME MAN - Chronoslow Cat, his whiskers are clock hands, which he shoots at you
• GUTS MAN - Seismic Gorilla, fun fact, gorillas are one of, if not the strongest animal

MEGA MAN 2

• BUBBLE MAN - Splash Spittlebug, spits a stream of bubbles at you and makes a shield of bubbles
• HEAT MAN - Heat Hermit, they both are encased in shells
• WOOD MAN - Leaf Woodpecker, sends splinters of wood at you, drops pinecone bombs and leaves from above, has a melee attack with his beak
• AIR MAN - Zephyr Swan, flies above you and sends blasts of wind downward
• CRASH MAN - Cometcrash Mole, has a star-shaped appendage on his face that folds into a drill, shoots explosive comets that rocket at a downwards angle and leave behind a damaging trail
• FLASH MAN - Lantern Anglerfish, shoots beams of light from his head lantern
• QUICK MAN - Speed Cheetah, this one is pretty obvious
• METAL MAN - Metal Hedgehog, has a huge sawblade on his back

MEGA MAN 3

• TOP MAN - Revolving Ocelot, ocelots can move pretty fast
• SHADOW MAN - Shadow Scorpion, shoots shurikens and kunai from his tail
• SPARK MAN - Spark Urchin, rolls around, shooting electricit

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

here’s how i shift but there are so many other ways! anyways here: i would recommend counting, doing simple math or just breathing in and out in a comfortable position in order to get in the void state which is the commonly recommended (but not needed) state to shift in. if your limbs start to move against your will, i would just say attempt to ignore. once you’ve counted far enough that your body feels floaty or light (say 500?) i’d say visualize your dr and use your 5 senses to move around. what can you feel? hear? touch? smell? see? where will you wake up? what are you doing? who’s with you? are you alone? all these things i would recommend visualizing. while doing this, i would repeat affirmations. you can also repeat them during counting. TIPS: the void state is basically when your mind is awake and your body is asleep, if that makes sense? if you get any symptoms, such as tingling, jerky movements, etc, IGNORE. i cant stress it enough you have to ignore. by getting excited about it you’re focusing on your cr body, which is exactly what your not supposed to be doing, you need to focus or your DR body! you don’t actually need to be in the starfish potion to shift, any position that’s comfy for you :))

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They’re on standbi

Legendary Pets

-Aussie Egg - 25k/30k

• Golden Mummy Cat - 22k/30k

• Fossil Egg x2 - 20k each

-Nfr King Bee - 120k/125k

• Nfr Kit - 115k/120k

-Ocean egg x2 - 15k/18k

Ultra-Rares

• neon fr frog - 45k

-Albino bat x2 (both fg) - 20k each

• nfr clownfish - 35k/45k

• Bees x11 (2 Fg) - 8k/16k Each

• Clownfish x5 - 5k/10k Each

• Nfr Clownfish - 30k/50k

• Ghost Bunny - 15k

• Ginger Cat x4 - 5k/8k Each

• Ladybugs x7 - 5k/8k Each

• Lunar Ox x5 - 2k/5k Each

• Penguin - 5k/8k

• Red Panda x18 Each( 2 Fg) - 5k/8k Each

• Squirrel - 6k/8k

• Shiba Inu x7 - 4k/5k Each

• Sloth x2 - 5k/8k Each

• Toucan x8 - 6k/15k Each (1 fr + fg, 1 r + fg, 2 fr, 1 r)

• Yeti - 8k/12k ON HOLD

-nr penguin - 25k/30k

Rare

• Beaver x6 - 5k/6k Each

• Bunny x9 - 4k/5k Each

• Emu x5 - 6k/12k Each

• Lynx x5 - 6k/15k Each

• Monkey x20 - 5k/8k Each

• Nr Monkey - 25k/30k

• nfr monkey x2 - 28k/35k

• Narwal x8 - 5k Each

• Ox x10 - 2.5k Each

• Rabbit x12 - 4k Each (1 Fg)

• Rat x8 - 5k/7k Eaxh

• Reindeer - 18k

• Sashquach x2 - 4k/5k Each

• Snow Puma x9 - 4.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Mammoth x6 - 5k/8k Each

-ladybug x7 - 5k/8k

• nfr shiba inu - 25k/30k

-shiba inu x11 - 4k each

-starfish x5 - 4.5k each

Uncommon

• Bat x4 - 5k Each (1 Fg)

• Chocolate Lab x26 - 2k Each (2 Fg)

• Crab x5 - 5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dingo x17 - 3.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dolphin x5 - 5k Each

• N Dolphin - 16.5k

• Nr Dolphin - 17.5k

• Fennec Fox x28 - 3k Each (1 Fg)

Common

• Kirin x7 - 5.5k Each

• Puma x42 - 2k Each

• Snow Cat x43 - 2k Each

• Snow Man x4 - 5k Each

• Wolf x4 - 5.5k Each

• r wolf - 8k

• Bandicoot x51 - 1.5k Each (3 Fg)

-n bandicoot - 5k

• Cat x67 - 1.5k Each

• N cat x3 - 4k Each

• Buffalo x30 - 1.5k Each (1 Fg)

• Dog x32 - 1.5k Each

• Ground Sloth x13 - 4k/5k Each (1 Fg)

• N Ground Sloth - 7k/8k

• Otter x27 - 2k Each

• Stingray x4 - 2k/3k Each

• Tasmanian Tiger x5 - 2k Each

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Mm2

• Alex - nyp

• green - nyp

-high tech - nyp

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On bloxburg I have :

62k bbc (probs more)

———————————————

Robux : 658 + a £10 gc

———————————————

#ALL PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE!

TRYING TO GO SECOND!

YOU CAN OFFER ITEMS.

CREDS TO u/WilmaTheUnicorn For The Idea <3